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[Harry Baldman]

"UNDERDWAAARVES," Fiddler caws, clinking his vial against the wall, "COME OUT TO PLAAAY! UNDERDWAAAARVES!"

Caw for any UnderDwarves down this tunnel.

[killerhellhound]

Yeah cause that isn't terrifying or anything

Continue down the path, snarking and putting Clunkers in between me and Fiddler

[Ozarck]

Uh keep moving I guess?

You march on through darkness and dreams. You don't even bonk your head this time.

"UNDERDWAAARVES," Fiddler caws, clinking his vial against the wall, "COME OUT TO PLAAAY! UNDERDWAAAARVES!"

Caw for any UnderDwarves down this tunnel.

This is sure to go well. You hear a hurried scuttling ahead.

Yeah cause that isn't terrifying or anything

Continue down the path, snarking and putting Clunkers in between me and Fiddler

You shove ol' Clunkers ahead, shaking your head and wondering if any of you will be getting out of this hole alive.

[Harry Baldman]

Fiddler turns earnestly to his fellows.

"I think we've found the bastards, lads. We'll be mounting a rescue yet!"

He then turns back.

"RIGHT, ENOUGH FUCKING ABOUT, SHOW YOURSELVES SO WE CAN TAKE YOU BACK TO THE UNDERELVES AND RELATIVE SAFETY, WE'VE BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH ALREADY!"

Continue this dialogue.

[Pancaek]

With a tiny spark from the side of his head, Clunkers jolts back awake.

"Placating statement: Indeed, what Fiddler Organic says is correct, dear UnderDwarves. We have been sent on a mission from the Omega Legion to locate you and bring you back to safety. Please comply so that we can help you in the most efficient way possible."

Converse with the hallway, and hopefully the UnderDwarves.

[killerhellhound]

We want to get out of this shithole and get some well deserved drinks so stop messing about.

Engage in some relaxing yelling

[Ozarck]

Fiddler turns earnestly to his fellows.

"I think we've found the bastards, lads. We'll be mounting a rescue yet!"

He then turns back.

"RIGHT, ENOUGH FUCKING ABOUT, SHOW YOURSELVES SO WE CAN TAKE YOU BACK TO THE UNDERELVES AND RELATIVE SAFETY, WE'VE BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH ALREADY!"

Continue this dialogue.

With a tiny spark from the side of his head, Clunkers jolts back awake.

"Placating statement: Indeed, what Fiddler Organic says is correct, dear UnderDwarves. We have been sent on a mission from the Omega Legion to locate you and bring you back to safety. Please comply so that we can help you in the most efficient way possible."

Converse with the hallway, and hopefully the UnderDwarves.

We want to get out of this shithole and get some well deserved drinks so stop messing about.

Engage in some relaxing yelling

So, everyone is yelling and making a ruckus in the near total darkness. Very curiously, this yields no results. You yell, no one responds. You yell and stagger forward, no one comes to chat. You yell contradictory things, and yell at each other, and the walls echo back your voices. An Ominous hum fills the air. Or maybe that's just your yelling.

[MidnightJaguar]

wander towards the sound of yelling.

[Pancaek]

"Observation: This one feels that yelling isn't really getting us anywhere.
Suggestion: Perhaps we should just go deeper into the tunnel, perhas we will run across an UnderDwarf along the way. We should also keep this humming in mind, it seems somewhat ominous."

Close my magic resistant cloak around me, and make sure my staff is set to absorb magic in general.

Observe effects of the humming.

[Harry Baldman]

"Decent enough point, seems like the fuckers are going to make this hard on us."

Listen for the hum and see if it persists after we're done making noise.

[killerhellhound]

Follow the group

I really need a decent drink after this maybe the under dwarves have some good stuff.

[Egan_BW]

((That hum is the unterdwarfes preparing to fire their FTW cannon at you.))

[killerhellhound]

((That hum is the unterdwarfes preparing to fire their FTW cannon at you.))

There isnt enough heat to for a FTW after all we would be seeing the glow of magma if there was one

[Egan_BW]

((Magma? How quaint! No, these Unterdwarfes are using experimental plasma FTW cannons. Hence the charging sound.))

[killerhellhound]

((Magma? How quaint! No, these Unterdwarfes are using experimental plasma FTW cannons. Hence the charging sound.))

Ha no one is insane enough to... Well fuck