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[spazyak]

((ptw))

[piecewise]

"We do! But we don't know where. We're looking for UnderDwarves, see. You seen any?"

"The hell is an underdwarves?"

"statement: Indeed, we are looking for some UnderDwarves.
Hesitant query: How much weight is that lift rated for? This one is rather heavy, you see."

"Uh..." he looks around until he seemingly spots something, though all he's looking at is the mirrored walls "Ah, 1.989 × 10^30 kg". He looks you over for a moment, "I think you'll be fine."

[Pancaek]

"The hell is an underdwarves?"

"Reply: A kind of dwarf that lives in undergorund caves. Rahter redundant, this one realizes.
Statelent: Well then, fiddler organic. Shall we get in?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Yeah, they live in caves as opposed to mountainhomes. Or something like that. Anyway, where does this thing go? I feel like that's an important question to clarify before stepping on a hellevator."

[Pancaek]

"Statement: Hell, probably. Or skeletonland."

[Harry Baldman]

"Well, when you put it that way, how could I possibly resist?"

Into the hellevator!

[Pancaek]

"Statement: This one is inclined to agree. How odd."

Into the hellevator we go.

[piecewise]

Both of you step into the Hellevator and the door closes behind you.

"Alright." The skeleton says, leaning down on the lever with all his weight, "Just a few people to pick up before we really get going."  The lever turns slowly, rotating maybe 50 degrees before coming to a stop. The room vibrates gently for a few seconds before the doors on the same side you stepped in through open. Several people that you've never seen before (Namely Spaz and the other guys coming back in) fall through the door as though as through dropped in from above.

"Yep."  The skeleton says, after counting them, "Now we're good." He leans on the lever again, pressing it all the way down so that it touches the wall. The room shutters and then descends, slowly at first but then quite quickly. The ride is mostly smooth but every now and again there's a shutter, like the feeling of switching to another track.

"You guys can handle yourselves in a fight, right?" The skeleton asks, looking at the mirror nearest him.

[Harry Baldman]

"Never really had to do a straight-up fight before, but I've got a thing for that. Why, you got something that needs murdering?"

[MidnightJaguar]

The were goat straitens up.

Of course we can handle ourselves in a fight. he looks up at the skelton he just responded to, seeming to see him for the first time, I'm not the only one seeing this guy right?

[Pancaek]

"Statement: This one is no stranger to violence.
Query: Indeed, do you need something dead?

Response: No, we are all seeing the skeleton. He's really not that strange, you've got a skeleton inside of you as well, you know. "

[spazyak]

Nup Nups the tiny little scaley kobold would wave to the other guys before taking a deep breath and prclaiming proudly.
"Hello! Nip Nips is Nup Nups, offers many services. Nap Naps has many skills, Nup Nups also offer many services, ideals, and mangics...wait...Nup Nups already said that.
You all are?"

[Pancaek]

"Designation: Clunkers."

The bronze automaton fixes its gaze on the little kobold, the empty eyesockets that glow purple staring straight at him. The rest of its head is smooth, with only a few slits where it's mouth would be. It speaks in a robotic monotone.

"Query: What brought you to the legion?"

[spazyak]

"Nup Nups shiny antique rock collection that was held in this stupid shiny stuff got taken...Nup Nups thought this place filled with theives and criminals ought to hodl them...Nup Nups was also sent here by some of the people who didn't like him calling him a big rat and filth."

[killerhellhound]

Giglam just looks at the odd assortment of ...people? and a skeleton asking him if he could fight.

Well I always wanted to try drugs this might be fun.

Check myself for what I am carrying and also for anyway someone might have injected me with drugs