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[Harry Baldman]

((The skelevator giveth, and the skelevator taketh away.))

"Okay. Is there anything inside the treasure chamber that isn't either treasure or cursed treasure? More importantly, is there a way out of it?"

Ask!

[Pancaek]

((Unless Ozarck disagrees, I'll just assume the repair bot manages to repair everything to working order except for my right arm and eye.))

"Response: Demon fetishism would explain a lot, yes. This one should not have expected better from those tiny bearded organics.
Statement: This one is ready to go when its teammates have finished their business."

[Ozarck]

((Unless Ozarck disagrees, I'll just assume the repair bot manages to repair everything to working order except for my right arm and eye.))

"Response: Demon fetishism would explain a lot, yes. This one should not have expected better from those tiny bearded organics.
Statement: This one is ready to go when its teammates have finished their business."

Yeah, everything is in working condition but the arm and the eye. your repair bots remove the mangled arm and use what's left of it for parts and material. they don't mess with your head for now. so that is an awkward, misshapen lump, as the gods and nature intended.

Everyone else is healed up by skeletal fiat.

[piecewise]

((The skelevator giveth, and the skelevator taketh away.))

"Okay. Is there anything inside the treasure chamber that isn't either treasure or cursed treasure? More importantly, is there a way out of it?"

Ask!

Mr.Bones stares at the mirror some more.

"No, just treasure. And yeah, I see a door. The place is barred from the inside, and you're gonna be inside the inside so It should be fine."

[Pancaek]

"Inquiry: This one is curious about one last thing. What was up with the giant crab, anyway? This one means, why was it giant, why was it there and why did it even attack the structure?
Statement: Other than that, this one is ready to go."

Ask. Then, this one is ready to go.

[Harry Baldman]

"Fuck it, let's get to it then."

Get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

[killerhellhound]

Time to get to work

Mr Bones wild ride has come to an end. Collect a picture from the gift shop

[MidnightJaguar]

Let's get off of Mr. Bones Wild Ride.

[piecewise]

"Inquiry: This one is curious about one last thing. What was up with the giant crab, anyway? This one means, why was it giant, why was it there and why did it even attack the structure?
Statement: Other than that, this one is ready to go."

Ask. Then, this one is ready to go.

The skeleton shrugs.

"Crabs gonna crab bro. They murder because thats what they do. Oh and that big machine wasn't us. I just kind of...hired out your service for a while. Anyways!"




The lever mr. bones is sitting on shifts  without him moving an inch and the elevator slams to a halt. The door opens and suddenly the gravity in the elevator shifts so that everyone falls straight out that door. You all land in a small, dark, stone room which contains some very nice murals of dwarves...in rather frightening positions. Lots of demons and fire and...well full frontal nudity. Inside this dark stone room are 5 things. exactly 4 chests and 1 stone door that has been sealed shut from this side.

[killerhellhound]

"Inquiry: This one is curious about one last thing. What was up with the giant crab, anyway? This one means, why was it giant, why was it there and why did it even attack the structure?
Statement: Other than that, this one is ready to go."

Ask. Then, this one is ready to go.

The skeleton shrugs.

"Crabs gonna crab bro. They murder because thats what they do. Oh and that big machine wasn't us. I just kind of...hired out your service for a while. Anyways!"




The lever mr. bones is sitting on shifts  without him moving an inch and the elevator slams to a halt. The door opens and suddenly the gravity in the elevator shifts so that everyone falls straight out that door. You all land in a small, dark, stone room which contains some very nice murals of dwarves...in rather frightening positions. Lots of demons and fire and...well full frontal nudity. Inside this dark stone room are 5 things. exactly 4 chests and 1 stone door that has been sealed shut from this side.

Ok does anyone have any idea what that was about

look for a stick to open the chests from a distance

[MidnightJaguar]

Open a chest and see what happens.

[Harry Baldman]

"Don't open the chests, you godforsaken nitwits! Cursed treasure room, did you already forget?"

Listen for anything outside of the chamber by the door. Anything audible?

[Pancaek]

Seeing two of his teammates eye the chests, clunkers speaks up.

"Chiding statement: Really, organic comrades, Mister Bones only just finished telling us that this is a cursed vault. This one feels it would be in our best interest to leave the chest alone and simply leave as fast as we can. They will certainly hold horrible curses, terrible demons, or half-naked dwarves. Or a combination of these three."

Check out the door mechanism to see how it works and if it can be opened from here

[piecewise]

"Inquiry: This one is curious about one last thing. What was up with the giant crab, anyway? This one means, why was it giant, why was it there and why did it even attack the structure?
Statement: Other than that, this one is ready to go."

Ask. Then, this one is ready to go.

The skeleton shrugs.

"Crabs gonna crab bro. They murder because thats what they do. Oh and that big machine wasn't us. I just kind of...hired out your service for a while. Anyways!"




The lever mr. bones is sitting on shifts  without him moving an inch and the elevator slams to a halt. The door opens and suddenly the gravity in the elevator shifts so that everyone falls straight out that door. You all land in a small, dark, stone room which contains some very nice murals of dwarves...in rather frightening positions. Lots of demons and fire and...well full frontal nudity. Inside this dark stone room are 5 things. exactly 4 chests and 1 stone door that has been sealed shut from this side.

Ok does anyone have any idea what that was about

look for a stick to open the chests from a distance

Open a chest and see what happens.

That stick appears to be Midjag here.

You open a chest and inside it is completely empty save for one object. A headband or coronet made of carved jade, with dense and intricate geometric designs carved around it.

"Don't open the chests, you godforsaken nitwits! Cursed treasure room, did you already forget?"

Listen for anything outside of the chamber by the door. Anything audible?

It's very quiet out there. Or this door is very well insulated.

Seeing two of his teammates eye the chests, clunkers speaks up.

"Chiding statement: Really, organic comrades, Mister Bones only just finished telling us that this is a cursed vault. This one feels it would be in our best interest to leave the chest alone and simply leave as fast as we can. They will certainly hold horrible curses, terrible demons, or half-naked dwarves. Or a combination of these three."

Check out the door mechanism to see how it works and if it can be opened from here

The mechanism is literally a big piece of wood held in place by some metal brackets that prevents the doors from being opened via just being in the way of them. If you lift that piece of wood out, they'll open.

[Pancaek]

"Puzzled statement: Somehow this one expected more from dwarves. This is just a piece of wood. All the devil fetishism must have addled their brains."