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[Ultimuh]

Give my Didgeridoo to the nearest bard and go home. I'm bored with this.

[Harry Baldman]

Give my Didgeridoo to the nearest bard and go home. I'm bored with this.

Suddenly feel very awkward. Attempt to summon up enthusiasm for some freestyling. Fail miserably. Begin to leave as well. Keep the jaw harp though, that thing is boss.

[TheBiggerFish]

You know what this party needs?  Ragtime!

Ba doo ba doo ba, ba doo ba doo bat ba, ba doo ba doo die orcs!!!!

[ATHATH]

If I can join, I choose mayonnaise my own voice as my instrument.

[OceanSoul]

Appear over the horizon on a rolling Grand Piano, playing an anthem of loyalty to prevent the other playersbards from desserting our glorious conquest. If they would be inactive, make them NPCs for the time being. Also, use the anthem to return our glorious GM to us.

[TheBiggerFish]

Appear over the horizon on a rolling Grand Piano, playing an anthem of loyalty to prevent the other playersbards from desserting our glorious conquest. If they would be inactive, make them NPCs for the time being. Also, use the anthem to return our glorious GM to us.

+1.

[OceanSoul]

Appear over the horizon on a rolling Grand Piano, playing an anthem of loyalty to prevent the other playersbards from desserting our glorious conquest. If they would be inactive, make them NPCs for the time being. Also, use the anthem to return our glorious GM to us.

+1.

+1 for which part? The meta revival, hypnotizing the GM with music, or the fact that a Grand Piano is rolling on its own?
Also, that's my first +1 ever!

[crazyabe]

Wrong type of Game TBF, Come back when this is Declared a SG.

[AoshimaMichio]

[TheBiggerFish]

Appear over the horizon on a rolling Grand Piano, playing an anthem of loyalty to prevent the other playersbards from desserting our glorious conquest. If they would be inactive, make them NPCs for the time being. Also, use the anthem to return our glorious GM to us.

+1.

+1 for which part? The meta revival, hypnotizing the GM with music, or the fact that a Grand Piano is rolling on its own?
Also, that's my first +1 ever!

All of them.

[AoshimaMichio]

Two weeks after death of Lord Über Orc people are waking up with a hangover. Afterparty was awesome, booze flowed and music was great. Best party in recent history of mankind.

Guild Master slams doors of bardic college open and screams: "Damn adventurers didn't find any traces of the orc army so they declared it as a false rumor! We didn't get any recognition! GOD DAMN IT!"

[TheBiggerFish]

"Well we just need to do it again!  What's next?"

[OceanSoul]

..zzzz.....zzzZZzzzwhA? How'd I get here? Wait, not yet, I never officially signed up. Grand Piano, please.

[AoshimaMichio]

"Well we just need to do it again!  What's next?"

"I have no idea! Perhaps that lich residing in ruins? Or dragon lord of the mountains? Or conquest Hell itself? Whatever we do, this time we need to provide proof!"

..zzzz.....zzzZZzzzwhA? How'd I get here? Wait, not yet, I never officially signed up. Grand Piano, please.

How do you plan to transport it?

[crazyabe]

"Have you Considered Taking over the "Villains guild?" I hear they are right across the road from the Hero's guild in the massive fortress that reaches to hell, and considering the hero's guild haven't beaten them and destroyed the place it 'ought to be quite obvious when WE beat them."