Name: Blur, formerly Bill
Appearance: Blur has dark brown hair and a smattering of freckles across his face. He generally wears nothing, since streaking is fun when you can move really fast. Of course, for combat, he wears his standard titanium thong with osmium polka dots, as well as his carbon fibre Thomas the Train Engine pajamas.
Traits: Really frickin' fast. 'Course, we aren't just a Flash ripoff. Blur possesses basic abilities to alter what others see. In short, he can create illusions. He can make himself close to invisible (but not quite), he can make foes see double, he can even make "clones" of himself that are nothing more than a hallucination. These abilities, combined with his martial arts training, decent agility, and extreme reflex speed, make Blur a formidable opponent. Oh, did I mention that Blur can regenerate limbs if given enough time to heal? Yeah, he can do that too.
S-S: 10. Definitely 10. What Blur lacks in raw force, he makes up in speed.
Inventory: Combat knife, handgun with silencer and 336 rounds, studded fist wraps, and 5 incendiary grenades.
Backstory: the product of a radioactive Dwarf Fortress player bite, Blur was captured by the government and experimented on. The bite only gave him his regenerative abilities, the ability to manipulate vision and speedwalk run fast came from this. After escaping and easily kicking the shit out of the goons sent to kill him, Blur became a pretty terroristic super villain. His career came to a climax when he shot Batman in the face while sipping a Mojito with Iron Man, then used Robin as a piņata after stuffing his stupid little face with candy. Blur soon became bored with the life of a super villain, and traveled to Tibet to meditate with Monks and learn martial arts. He appointed his younger, considerably more redneck brother, Bob, to continue his reign of terror after he went to Tibet. After spending years learning about kicking and punching, he then repeated the process in Korea, Brazil, India, and Japan, learning the respective martial arts of those countries. His brother Bob then complained that he had diabetes, and couldn't afford insulin. Blur then gathered the world's top scientists together in one room, and had them work on a way to clone Bob. When Bob died two months later from a heart attack, Blur simply had him cloned. Blur repeated this process a few times, since he didn't age, but his brother did. Eventually, Blur grew tired of bullying the citizens of Fartham, and went to seek the battle of his life.
Bob
Name: Bob
Appearance: looks like a fat Blur with a trucker's mesh cap.
Traits: can have a heart attack whenever he wants, and knows how to set his burps on fire. Can also be cloned a lot.
Speed Strength: Diabeetus!
Inventory: Sawed-off shotgun with a helluva lotta cartridges, hunting knife, six pack of Biller LiteTM, bag of tater chips, lighter. Drives a pickup truck with a terrible paint job.
Backstory: He's a superhero too! Whoooo-wee!