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[MoonyTheHuman]

Well, here we are, a forum game that references XKCD!
Here's how it works:
each person makes a post about one of the 119 elements on the table, in order, i.e one person does hydrogen, the next does helium, etc etc.
Format:
The <element number> little pig's house is made of <element name>
The wolf comes along to eat them and <does something to destory house and eat pig>

Be creative! dont just 'huff and puff'!
I'll start

The 1st little pig's house is made of hydrogen
The wolf comes along to eat them and simply walks right through, eating the poor little pig.

... You go!

[Maegil]

119? Is it that many already? Let's see how many we can do before they're all slade-like.

The 2nd little pig's house is made of Helium.
The wolf comes along and watches in amazement as the house floats away before eating the tasty little pig.

[RoseHeart]

The third house was made of lithium. The pig inside was very mellow and didn't mind being the eaten.

[Sosoku234]

The fourth house is made of Beryillium. The Wolf shines X-rays in until the pig is cooked and then eats him.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Revival, eh? you deal with it, im not bothering :p

[RoseHeart]

The fifth house was made of Boron. The wolf and pig  share tea on fine glazed china.

[crazyabe]

the Sixth House was made of Carbon, Wood specifically since the pig living there couldn't buy anything better, the Wolf burnt it down and ate well Cooked ham.

[Sosoku234]

The seventh house was made of Nitrogen. Solid nitrogen. The pig froze to death and suffocated in minutes as the nitrogen sublimated.

[MoonyTheHuman]

bump

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

The eight house was made of Oxygen. The wolf lit a match, and enjoyed some more ham.

[Asin]

(bump)

[kahn1234]

THe ninth house was made of Flourine. As it reacted with...well...pretty much anything, it gives off a highly toxic gas that kills the pig.

The wolf waits until the house has fully dissolved and the gas has dissipated before going and claiming his prize. Some slightly odd tasting pork.

[stabbymcstabstab]

The tenth house was made out of neon and after a quick stop at the rave developing outside.


The wolf tripping on something jumps through the wall, and starving mistakes the pig for a hamsandwich and has a meal.

[Sosoku234]

The eleventh pig's house was made of sodium.

The wolf threw a cup of water at it and cooked him a delicious ham in his own house.

[Starver]

The 11th little pig's house was made out of sodium.

The wolf does nothing, because a storm is approaching. The house bursts into flame as it fizzlingly floats away down the hillside on the floodwaters, the pig inside assumed inedible.

The 12th little pig's house is made out of magnesium.

The wolf dons his sunglasses before applying a match to the house, and cooking the pig inside with quite some flare...