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[syvarris]

"AAAAHH!"

When Beethro starts shooting, Sigh will dive to the ground and immediately look around for attackers.  If anything is attacking, he'll shoot them--otherwise, he'll realize that it's probably best to ensure the magic kid is indeed dead, and fire his own shot into her.  Unless B's bullets obviously had no effect, I suppose, in which case he'll just curl into a ball and cry.

Spoiler: sigh (click to show/hide)

Name:syv
Backstory: No!  This is the hornet's nest, and we're just a bunch of insects attacking the queen!  Why are all these people insane?!

HP:   6/6 (+1 from Flimsy Armor)
STR: 14/14
DEX:  8/8
INT: 14/14

One arm thoroughly blended, and bandaged.  Now partially healed.

Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: FLESH

Inventory:
Bolt-action Rifle (d8 ranged weapon) [3/6]
Tire Iron (d6 melee weapon)
Flimsy Armor (Armor 1) (Roll 1d10 every time the armor blocks some damage. On a roll of 1, armor breaks.)

1 silver coin, 30 copper coins

[piecewise]

Well, we have two actions. Anyone else care to join in?

[Beirus]

Pass.

[Dermonster]

"Marcus cannot let the inprisonment of the childrens souls stand! The dead must rest in peace."

"I don't fully understand what you are doing, but it can't possibly be good for anyone. Step away from the... shadowy pool and white tree thing."

Alanna attempts: Diplomacy!

Marcus attempts: forceful retrieval if that fails.

Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)

Name: Marcus

Backstory:   Marcus gonna punch a bitch. Marcus gonna judo slam a bitch to the floor! Marcus gonna make earth swallow the idiot who thought he could get one over on Marcus!  Marcus needs to do this for daughter. Marcus needs to earn money so daughter can BE SUCCESSFUL.  Marcus doesn't know what little girl wants to do but SHE WILL BE THE BEST AT IT. Marcus lost wife in tragic wizard firestorm. Marcus also lost most of his skin. Marcus was left on the street with an adorable child! MARCUS WILL PROVIDE.

Strength:  13  (13)
Dexterity: 13   
Mind:       10
Health:     5    (5)
Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: Earth/Metal. Basically an avatar Earthbender.

Money: 0

Inventory:
Shield: Has 20 HP and can be used to absorb damage instead of taking it yourself. Once HP is expended,
the shield breaks. HP cannot be replenished. ~ 25 silver   [20/20]

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage:  Axe

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage:  Rifle  [4/6]

Rifle clips (6 rounds each), x1

Double barrel shotgun (d8) (2/8)
Big revolver (d10) (5/6)
Crowbar

Heavy Armor (Armor 2) (Can't move AND attack in the same turn.)

Flame syrup ~10 silver. Glass jar filled with faintly glowing yellow-orange viscous fluid. Fluid ignites when
exposed to air and burns for 5 rounds. If thrown, sets 15ft diameter area alight and deals 1d6 damage to
anything in it each round. x1

Caltrops (D4 damage against unarmored feet)

Hourglass in a metal frame.

Bag of Metal Acorns.

Quirks:
Full body burn scars
Ax wound scar on left ribs

Spoiler: Alanna, Precious Offspring (click to show/hide)

Name: Alanna

Daughter of Marcus, she is sixteen years of age and desires to do something with her life. This mostly involves putting up with her father and making sure he doesn't go off too half cocked on some crazy adventure, usually by being smarter than him. Unfortunetly, she is also a bit weak and has the grace of a house being very suddenly introduced to a boulder at 50 mph.

HP             4    (4)
Strength    8    (8 )
Dexterity    5
Mind           12
Wizard Level: 0

Money: 0

Standard armor (armor 1) ~ 30 silver.

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage: Sword

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage: Rifle  3/6 ammo

Rifle clips (6 rounds each), x1

Backpack:

Recipie book (?)

10 Abstract Food Units. (1 = a meal)

Spice bag (Useful for food items.)

Flint and steel, crowbar, saw, hammer, 20ft rope, spy glass, shovel, collapsible pole, grappling hook, glue, magnifying glass, lock picks.

First Aid Kit~ 10 silver. A box of clean bandages, needle and thread for stitches, casts and other general
purpose medical supplies. Used to tend for someone with critical damage. Single use.  x3

[MidnightJaguar]

Damn this pool it is a source for all of it!

Fleyshius with a scream of rage starts shooting the pool with his pistol.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Fleyshius Von Flesh, (On a good day may respond to the name John Doe.))
 Backstory: fleshyius was not originally named flesyshius he was orginally named John Doe and was originally a surgeon, but then a wizard ended up dying on his table and things went down hill from there. Mostly because then rest of the wizards gang burned his house down and tossed everything he loved into the house fire.
Strength: 12
Dexterity: 12
Mind: 13
Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: flesh
Inventory:
3/5 hp

3 silver 7 copper
Tire iron (d6)

Archaic poison

Flimsy armor

Standard armor (Worn)

Cobbled together pistol (d6 ranged weapon) [6/6]
12 bullets

No quirk

[piecewise]

((Nah, she stole kids to be friends with her, killed them, and made simulacrums of them to stay in an unchanging lifeless abyss, and has lost the ability to tell the living from the dead.  Such a promise might stick for a bit, but that wasn't the first child, or the second, or the third, and I see no reason for it to stop now.  She did try to talk us out of it rather than immediately attack, assuming the lightning storm wasn't hers, but talking with her was navigating a conversational minefield where a single wrong word or wrong phrase lead to an agressive response.))

((It doesn't mean Beethro wouldn't feel bad about this, but he has actually been in a very similar situation before, and did the same.. albeit with a sword and not a gun.))

Upon seeing the child, Beethro grunts, and regrets deafening himself as it means he can't hear her final words.

Shoot her until the gun is empty.

Beethro fires like a madman and his bullets slam into the young lady like she was a brick of tungsten, glancing off in showers of sparks. One catches her in the forehead and whips her head back but does no actual damage. She straightens her head back up, languidly.

"AAAAHH!"

When Beethro starts shooting, Sigh will dive to the ground and immediately look around for attackers.  If anything is attacking, he'll shoot them--otherwise, he'll realize that it's probably best to ensure the magic kid is indeed dead, and fire his own shot into her.  Unless B's bullets obviously had no effect, I suppose, in which case he'll just curl into a ball and cry.

Spoiler: sigh (click to show/hide)

Name:syv
Backstory: No!  This is the hornet's nest, and we're just a bunch of insects attacking the queen!  Why are all these people insane?!

HP:   6/6 (+1 from Flimsy Armor)
STR: 14/14
DEX:  8/8
INT: 14/14

One arm thoroughly blended, and bandaged.  Now partially healed.

Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: FLESH

Inventory:
Bolt-action Rifle (d8 ranged weapon) [3/6]
Tire Iron (d6 melee weapon)
Flimsy Armor (Armor 1) (Roll 1d10 every time the armor blocks some damage. On a roll of 1, armor breaks.)

1 silver coin, 30 copper coins

Sigh, seeing the way the attack seems to do no damage to the girl, curls into a ball and cries.

Damn this pool it is a source for all of it!

Fleyshius with a scream of rage starts shooting the pool with his pistol.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Fleyshius Von Flesh, (On a good day may respond to the name John Doe.))
 Backstory: fleshyius was not originally named flesyshius he was orginally named John Doe and was originally a surgeon, but then a wizard ended up dying on his table and things went down hill from there. Mostly because then rest of the wizards gang burned his house down and tossed everything he loved into the house fire.
Strength: 12
Dexterity: 12
Mind: 13
Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: flesh
Inventory:
3/5 hp

3 silver 7 copper
Tire iron (d6)

Archaic poison

Flimsy armor

Standard armor (Worn)

Cobbled together pistol (d6 ranged weapon) [6/6]
12 bullets

No quirk

In a triumph of lateral thinking Fleyshius opens fire on the pond of shadow. Bullets tear into it and the pond ripples and splashes very minorly, like it was a pool of syrup and a single marble was dropped into it. Despite is quite clever thinking, it turns out that shooting the pond was not the answer.

"Marcus cannot let the inprisonment of the childrens souls stand! The dead must rest in peace."

"I don't fully understand what you are doing, but it can't possibly be good for anyone. Step away from the... shadowy pool and white tree thing."

Alanna attempts: Diplomacy!

Marcus attempts: forceful retrieval if that fails.

Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)

Name: Marcus

Backstory:   Marcus gonna punch a bitch. Marcus gonna judo slam a bitch to the floor! Marcus gonna make earth swallow the idiot who thought he could get one over on Marcus!  Marcus needs to do this for daughter. Marcus needs to earn money so daughter can BE SUCCESSFUL.  Marcus doesn't know what little girl wants to do but SHE WILL BE THE BEST AT IT. Marcus lost wife in tragic wizard firestorm. Marcus also lost most of his skin. Marcus was left on the street with an adorable child! MARCUS WILL PROVIDE.

Strength:  13  (13)
Dexterity: 13   
Mind:       10
Health:     5    (5)
Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: Earth/Metal. Basically an avatar Earthbender.

Money: 0

Inventory:
Shield: Has 20 HP and can be used to absorb damage instead of taking it yourself. Once HP is expended,
the shield breaks. HP cannot be replenished. ~ 25 silver   [20/20]

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage:  Axe

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage:  Rifle  [4/6]

Rifle clips (6 rounds each), x1

Double barrel shotgun (d8) (2/8)
Big revolver (d10) (5/6)
Crowbar

Heavy Armor (Armor 2) (Can't move AND attack in the same turn.)

Flame syrup ~10 silver. Glass jar filled with faintly glowing yellow-orange viscous fluid. Fluid ignites when
exposed to air and burns for 5 rounds. If thrown, sets 15ft diameter area alight and deals 1d6 damage to
anything in it each round. x1

Caltrops (D4 damage against unarmored feet)

Hourglass in a metal frame.

Bag of Metal Acorns.

Quirks:
Full body burn scars
Ax wound scar on left ribs

Spoiler: Alanna, Precious Offspring (click to show/hide)

Name: Alanna

Daughter of Marcus, she is sixteen years of age and desires to do something with her life. This mostly involves putting up with her father and making sure he doesn't go off too half cocked on some crazy adventure, usually by being smarter than him. Unfortunetly, she is also a bit weak and has the grace of a house being very suddenly introduced to a boulder at 50 mph.

HP             4    (4)
Strength    8    (8 )
Dexterity    5
Mind           12
Wizard Level: 0

Money: 0

Standard armor (armor 1) ~ 30 silver.

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage: Sword

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage: Rifle  3/6 ammo

Rifle clips (6 rounds each), x1

Backpack:

Recipie book (?)

10 Abstract Food Units. (1 = a meal)

Spice bag (Useful for food items.)

Flint and steel, crowbar, saw, hammer, 20ft rope, spy glass, shovel, collapsible pole, grappling hook, glue, magnifying glass, lock picks.

First Aid Kit~ 10 silver. A box of clean bandages, needle and thread for stitches, casts and other general
purpose medical supplies. Used to tend for someone with critical damage. Single use.  x3

She ignores Alanna but when Marcus makes his declaration she looks straight at him -though her eyes are still closed- and mouths something. Marcus stiffens and falls to his knees. He barely manages to not vomit but his clothing is starting to soak with blood.

Marcus loses all his hp.

So far, the other children around here haven't made a move.

[Devastator]

(marking my gun as empty)

Move closer throw the flame syrup jar at the girl.  Do I have any idea what damage type is necessary?

Spoiler: Beethro Budkin (click to show/hide)

Strength: 14 (15)
Dex: 14
Mind: 10
HP: 1

Element: Sword

Collapsable Pole
Unlit Torch
Nothing
Guitar
Unreasonable Acid
bag of spices
flint and steel
a large iron cooking pot
an iron pan
A pre-wizard book of recipes
Barrel of High quality Thunderbee Mead
0 silver, 50 copper

Rifle (d8, empty)
Empty clip.  (stores 6 shots.)
Standard Armor
jar of flame syrup
octagonal "compass"

Currently deafened with candlewax.
No quirk.
Puncture scars on left palm and left thigh.

Spoiler: Cart (click to show/hide)

140 meals
jack
spare wheel
two metal tents
three torches
two metal rods
harness for spider
one wax candle

[syvarris]

"Fleyshius!  FLEYSHIUS!  SAVE ME!  PLEASE!"

Grab onto Fleyshius and beg for salvation.  Defend self/Fleyshius from any ash children that decide to attack.  After Fleyshius dips his tow into the pool, assuming that doesn't send him into fits of screaming or something, Sigh will dive headfirst into it because he assumes Fleyshius is indicating the path to salvation.

Spoiler: sigh (click to show/hide)

Name:syv
Backstory: I was right!  I knew it!  It's a wizard, and it has a powerful old world artifact!  Why did they think they stood any chance, did they think Fleyshius would save them?!  No!  He only saves the intelligent ones, like me!  He only saves the ones who learn from their mistakes!  He'll get us out of here soon, he always does, always will!  Very very soon!

HP:   6/6 (+1 from Flimsy Armor)
STR: 14/14
DEX:  8/8
INT: 14/14

One arm thoroughly blended, and bandaged.  Now partially healed.

Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: FLESH

Inventory:
Bolt-action Rifle (d8 ranged weapon) [3/6]
Tire Iron (d6 melee weapon)
Flimsy Armor (Armor 1) (Roll 1d10 every time the armor blocks some damage. On a roll of 1, armor breaks.)

1 silver coin, 30 copper coins

[piecewise]

*ahem*

[Devastator]

((I'll bug MJ, we're getting together tonight))

[Dermonster]

"Oh that fucking tears it! NOBODY HURTS MY DAD!"

"Ugh, Marcus feels like insides want to come out..."

Marcus and Alanna attempt to... shoot the tree?

Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)

Name: Marcus

Backstory:   Marcus gonna punch a bitch. Marcus gonna judo slam a bitch to the floor! Marcus gonna make earth swallow the idiot who thought he could get one over on Marcus!  Marcus needs to do this for daughter. Marcus needs to earn money so daughter can BE SUCCESSFUL.  Marcus doesn't know what little girl wants to do but SHE WILL BE THE BEST AT IT. Marcus lost wife in tragic wizard firestorm. Marcus also lost most of his skin. Marcus was left on the street with an adorable child! MARCUS WILL PROVIDE.

Strength:  13  (13)
Dexterity: 13   
Mind:       10
Health:     5    (0)
Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: Earth/Metal. Basically an avatar Earthbender.

Money: 0

Inventory:
Shield: Has 20 HP and can be used to absorb damage instead of taking it yourself. Once HP is expended,
the shield breaks. HP cannot be replenished. ~ 25 silver   [20/20]

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage:  Axe

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage:  Rifle  [4/6]

Rifle clips (6 rounds each), x1

Double barrel shotgun (d8) (2/8)
Big revolver (d10) (5/6)
Crowbar

Heavy Armor (Armor 2) (Can't move AND attack in the same turn.)

Flame syrup ~10 silver. Glass jar filled with faintly glowing yellow-orange viscous fluid. Fluid ignites when
exposed to air and burns for 5 rounds. If thrown, sets 15ft diameter area alight and deals 1d6 damage to
anything in it each round. x1

Caltrops (D4 damage against unarmored feet)

Hourglass in a metal frame.

Bag of Metal Acorns.

Quirks:
Full body burn scars
Ax wound scar on left ribs

Spoiler: Alanna, Precious Offspring (click to show/hide)

Name: Alanna

Daughter of Marcus, she is sixteen years of age and desires to do something with her life. This mostly involves putting up with her father and making sure he doesn't go off too half cocked on some crazy adventure, usually by being smarter than him. Unfortunetly, she is also a bit weak and has the grace of a house being very suddenly introduced to a boulder at 50 mph.

HP             4    (4)
Strength    8    (8 )
Dexterity    5
Mind           12
Wizard Level: 0

Money: 0

Standard armor (armor 1) ~ 30 silver.

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage: Sword

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage: Rifle  3/6 ammo

Rifle clips (6 rounds each), x1

Backpack:

Recipie book (?)

10 Abstract Food Units. (1 = a meal)

Spice bag (Useful for food items.)

Flint and steel, crowbar, saw, hammer, 20ft rope, spy glass, shovel, collapsible pole, grappling hook, glue, magnifying glass, lock picks.

First Aid Kit~ 10 silver. A box of clean bandages, needle and thread for stitches, casts and other general
purpose medical supplies. Used to tend for someone with critical damage. Single use.  x3

[Beirus]

Pass.

[MidnightJaguar]

Fleyshius will walk tenativlly forward and dip a toe into the pool, seeing what happens.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Fleyshius Von Flesh, (On a good day may respond to the name John Doe.))
 Backstory: fleshyius was not originally named flesyshius he was orginally named John Doe and was originally a surgeon, but then a wizard ended up dying on his table and things went down hill from there. Mostly because then rest of the wizards gang burned his house down and tossed everything he loved into the house fire.
Strength: 12
Dexterity: 12
Mind: 13
Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: flesh
Inventory:
3/5 hp

3 silver 7 copper
Tire iron (d6)

Archaic poison

Flimsy armor

Standard armor (Worn)

Cobbled together pistol (d6 ranged weapon) [6/6]
12 bullets

No quirk

[piecewise]

"Oh that fucking tears it! NOBODY HURTS MY DAD!"

"Ugh, Marcus feels like insides want to come out..."

Marcus and Alanna attempt to... shoot the tree?

Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)

Name: Marcus

Backstory:   Marcus gonna punch a bitch. Marcus gonna judo slam a bitch to the floor! Marcus gonna make earth swallow the idiot who thought he could get one over on Marcus!  Marcus needs to do this for daughter. Marcus needs to earn money so daughter can BE SUCCESSFUL.  Marcus doesn't know what little girl wants to do but SHE WILL BE THE BEST AT IT. Marcus lost wife in tragic wizard firestorm. Marcus also lost most of his skin. Marcus was left on the street with an adorable child! MARCUS WILL PROVIDE.

Strength:  13  (13)
Dexterity: 13   
Mind:       10
Health:     5    (0)
Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: Earth/Metal. Basically an avatar Earthbender.

Money: 0

Inventory:
Shield: Has 20 HP and can be used to absorb damage instead of taking it yourself. Once HP is expended,
the shield breaks. HP cannot be replenished. ~ 25 silver   [20/20]

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage:  Axe

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage:  Rifle  [4/6]

Rifle clips (6 rounds each), x1

Double barrel shotgun (d8) (2/8)
Big revolver (d10) (5/6)
Crowbar

Heavy Armor (Armor 2) (Can't move AND attack in the same turn.)

Flame syrup ~10 silver. Glass jar filled with faintly glowing yellow-orange viscous fluid. Fluid ignites when
exposed to air and burns for 5 rounds. If thrown, sets 15ft diameter area alight and deals 1d6 damage to
anything in it each round. x1

Caltrops (D4 damage against unarmored feet)

Hourglass in a metal frame.

Bag of Metal Acorns.

Quirks:
Full body burn scars
Ax wound scar on left ribs

Spoiler: Alanna, Precious Offspring (click to show/hide)

Name: Alanna

Daughter of Marcus, she is sixteen years of age and desires to do something with her life. This mostly involves putting up with her father and making sure he doesn't go off too half cocked on some crazy adventure, usually by being smarter than him. Unfortunetly, she is also a bit weak and has the grace of a house being very suddenly introduced to a boulder at 50 mph.

HP             4    (4)
Strength    8    (8 )
Dexterity    5
Mind           12
Wizard Level: 0

Money: 0

Standard armor (armor 1) ~ 30 silver.

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage: Sword

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage: Rifle  3/6 ammo

Rifle clips (6 rounds each), x1

Backpack:

Recipie book (?)

10 Abstract Food Units. (1 = a meal)

Spice bag (Useful for food items.)

Flint and steel, crowbar, saw, hammer, 20ft rope, spy glass, shovel, collapsible pole, grappling hook, glue, magnifying glass, lock picks.

First Aid Kit~ 10 silver. A box of clean bandages, needle and thread for stitches, casts and other general
purpose medical supplies. Used to tend for someone with critical damage. Single use.  x3

You both shoot the tree. The shots seem to plink off like the tree is made of metal.

(marking my gun as empty)

Move closer throw the flame syrup jar at the girl.  Do I have any idea what damage type is necessary?

Spoiler: Beethro Budkin (click to show/hide)

Strength: 14 (15)
Dex: 14
Mind: 10
HP: 1

Element: Sword

Collapsable Pole
Unlit Torch
Nothing
Guitar
Unreasonable Acid
bag of spices
flint and steel
a large iron cooking pot
an iron pan
A pre-wizard book of recipes
Barrel of High quality Thunderbee Mead
0 silver, 50 copper

Rifle (d8, empty)
Empty clip.  (stores 6 shots.)
Standard Armor
jar of flame syrup
octagonal "compass"

Currently deafened with candlewax.
No quirk.
Puncture scars on left palm and left thigh.

Spoiler: Cart (click to show/hide)

140 meals
jack
spare wheel
two metal tents
three torches
two metal rods
harness for spider
one wax candle

You throw the flame syrup bottle. It Arcs in and smashes against the tree, showering the tree, the girl and the water in flame. But it seems to have no effect.

Well, the children are immune to cutting and stabbing, you assume that her immunities have to be somewhat related to theirs in some way.

Fleyshius will walk tenativlly forward and dip a toe into the pool, seeing what happens.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Fleyshius Von Flesh, (On a good day may respond to the name John Doe.))
 Backstory: fleshyius was not originally named flesyshius he was orginally named John Doe and was originally a surgeon, but then a wizard ended up dying on his table and things went down hill from there. Mostly because then rest of the wizards gang burned his house down and tossed everything he loved into the house fire.
Strength: 12
Dexterity: 12
Mind: 13
Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: flesh
Inventory:
3/5 hp

3 silver 7 copper
Tire iron (d6)

Archaic poison

Flimsy armor

Standard armor (Worn)

Cobbled together pistol (d6 ranged weapon) [6/6]
12 bullets

No quirk

"Fleyshius!  FLEYSHIUS!  SAVE ME!  PLEASE!"

Grab onto Fleyshius and beg for salvation.  Defend self/Fleyshius from any ash children that decide to attack.  After Fleyshius dips his tow into the pool, assuming that doesn't send him into fits of screaming or something, Sigh will dive headfirst into it because he assumes Fleyshius is indicating the path to salvation.

Spoiler: sigh (click to show/hide)

Name:syv
Backstory: I was right!  I knew it!  It's a wizard, and it has a powerful old world artifact!  Why did they think they stood any chance, did they think Fleyshius would save them?!  No!  He only saves the intelligent ones, like me!  He only saves the ones who learn from their mistakes!  He'll get us out of here soon, he always does, always will!  Very very soon!

HP:   6/6 (+1 from Flimsy Armor)
STR: 14/14
DEX:  8/8
INT: 14/14

One arm thoroughly blended, and bandaged.  Now partially healed.

Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: FLESH

Inventory:
Bolt-action Rifle (d8 ranged weapon) [3/6]
Tire Iron (d6 melee weapon)
Flimsy Armor (Armor 1) (Roll 1d10 every time the armor blocks some damage. On a roll of 1, armor breaks.)

1 silver coin, 30 copper coins

Now, Fleyshius' action has little effect but Sigh's full belly flop into the pool results in an interesting situation. Sigh, deep in the nothing of the pool, hears a voice ask "What do you desire?"



Meanwhile, up above, the girl voices something at Marcus again and blood gouts from him. His strength is halved, but he manages to stay standing.

[Dermonster]

((I'm going to assume half of 13 is 7.))

"Ooof. Is like time with exotic food. Marcus doesn't feel too good..."

"What the fuck kind of food- Ugh. You bitch! I'll break your damn skull in!"

Marcus throws crowbar at the girl. Alanna uses her grappling hook to hook the tree, pull herself to the girl (If I remember right, she's in the middle of a deep pond thing, right?), and smash her face in with a hammer.

Spoiler: Marcus (click to show/hide)

Name: Marcus

Backstory:   Marcus gonna punch a bitch. Marcus gonna judo slam a bitch to the floor! Marcus gonna make earth swallow the idiot who thought he could get one over on Marcus!  Marcus needs to do this for daughter. Marcus needs to earn money so daughter can BE SUCCESSFUL.  Marcus doesn't know what little girl wants to do but SHE WILL BE THE BEST AT IT. Marcus lost wife in tragic wizard firestorm. Marcus also lost most of his skin. Marcus was left on the street with an adorable child! MARCUS WILL PROVIDE.

Strength:  13  (13)
Dexterity: 13   
Mind:       10
Health:     5    (0)
Wizard Level: 0
Affinity: Earth/Metal. Basically an avatar Earthbender.

Money: 0

Inventory:
Shield: Has 20 HP and can be used to absorb damage instead of taking it yourself. Once HP is expended,
the shield breaks. HP cannot be replenished. ~ 25 silver   [20/20]

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage:  Axe

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage:  Rifle  [3/6]

Rifle clips (6 rounds each), x1

Double barrel shotgun (d8) (2/8)
Big revolver (d10) (5/6)
Crowbar

Heavy Armor (Armor 2) (Can't move AND attack in the same turn.)

Flame syrup ~10 silver. Glass jar filled with faintly glowing yellow-orange viscous fluid. Fluid ignites when
exposed to air and burns for 5 rounds. If thrown, sets 15ft diameter area alight and deals 1d6 damage to
anything in it each round. x1

Caltrops (D4 damage against unarmored feet)

Hourglass in a metal frame.

Bag of Metal Acorns.

Quirks:
Full body burn scars
Ax wound scar on left ribs

Spoiler: Alanna, Precious Offspring (click to show/hide)

Name: Alanna

Daughter of Marcus, she is sixteen years of age and desires to do something with her life. This mostly involves putting up with her father and making sure he doesn't go off too half cocked on some crazy adventure, usually by being smarter than him. Unfortunetly, she is also a bit weak and has the grace of a house being very suddenly introduced to a boulder at 50 mph.

HP             4    (4)
Strength    8    (8 )
Dexterity    5
Mind           12
Wizard Level: 0

Money: 0

Standard armor (armor 1) ~ 30 silver.

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage: Sword

Soldier's weapon (bolt action rifle, sword, halberd, lance, mace, etc) ~10 silver, d8 damage: Rifle  2/6 ammo

Rifle clips (6 rounds each), x1

Backpack:

Recipie book (?)

10 Abstract Food Units. (1 = a meal)

Spice bag (Useful for food items.)

Flint and steel, crowbar, saw, hammer, 20ft rope, spy glass, shovel, collapsible pole, grappling hook, glue, magnifying glass, lock picks.

First Aid Kit~ 10 silver. A box of clean bandages, needle and thread for stitches, casts and other general
purpose medical supplies. Used to tend for someone with critical damage. Single use.  x3