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Author Topic: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!  (Read 3842 times)

Haspen

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #45 on: November 07, 2016, 01:36:58 am »

You ignore the ideas of both and ask that an envoy with guard detail is sent to the Tigermen to speak with them.

Two weeks later the guards, badly mauled and without the envoy, return to the Palace.

"The Tigermen attacked and captured the envoy and we think they ate him too." Their one-eyed commander replies when asked. It's time to...

A) Search for a virgin amongst the peasants and then burn her in a bonfire.
B) Muster your soldiers to go forth and impale the beastmen on their spears!
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #46 on: November 07, 2016, 01:42:13 am »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #47 on: November 07, 2016, 02:35:07 am »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #48 on: November 07, 2016, 06:35:12 am »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #49 on: November 07, 2016, 08:21:43 am »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #50 on: November 07, 2016, 08:57:12 am »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #51 on: November 07, 2016, 09:48:38 am »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #52 on: November 07, 2016, 04:02:21 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #53 on: November 07, 2016, 04:18:13 pm »

You send your soldiers to beat the Tigermen.

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The Tigermen were dealt with! Your brave soldiers also killed all females and cubs they could've find to ensure the beastly savages will never pester Juewang again!

2 Mai, Summer

"And you found copper?"

"Yes, my liege." The young prospector keeps bowing. "I have found them in the hills bordering the state of Wao, one that didn't pay your respects upon you taking the throne of Juewang. The copper was plenty there and Wao do not mine it there." You talk with advisors for a while, and then...

A) Send a demand to Lord Wao to turn over the area surrounding the hills.
B) Send your soldiers to secure the hills and area around them.
C) Quietly send miners to begin the copper mining there.
D) Demand that the prospector entertains you with descriptions of the hills.
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #54 on: November 07, 2016, 05:27:23 pm »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #55 on: November 07, 2016, 05:44:25 pm »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #56 on: November 07, 2016, 05:57:07 pm »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #57 on: November 07, 2016, 10:08:38 pm »

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« Reply #58 on: November 07, 2016, 10:40:49 pm »

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