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Author Topic: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!  (Read 3847 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2016, 09:12:51 am »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2016, 09:14:25 am »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2016, 09:51:54 am »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2016, 11:54:46 am »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2016, 12:34:23 pm »

Well A is probably going to win so i'm going to goB just cause I wanted to see if there was a way to get more money without taxing our people.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2016, 01:44:40 pm »

You order the peasants taxed and larged amount of their rice be taken for selling.

2 Mai, Spring

Your wife Fi gives birth to a boy! She names him Nu, and he shall succeed you as Oh Nu when you finally join your ancestors.

Village elders from northwest of your Kingdom report that many woodcutters and game hunters are found deadly recently with their bodies partially devoured and their flesh torn about by some large claws.

"This must be the Tigermen, my liege!" Says one scribe.

"They are carnivorous and have a taste for the human flesh. We must slay them!"

"Nay, my liege!" Says other. "They've come because we neglected the Spirit of Fire! We must sacrifice a virgin maiden in a large bonfire, else the Tigermen will never leave!"

A) Ignore the two scribes and send an envoy to ask the Tigermen to leave.
B) Muster your soldiers to go forth and impale the beastmen on their spears!
C) Search for a virgin amongst the peasants and then burn her in a bonfire.
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2016, 01:50:01 pm »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2016, 02:36:33 pm »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2016, 02:55:27 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2016, 03:41:56 pm »

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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2016, 03:43:18 pm »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2016, 04:42:52 pm »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #44 on: November 07, 2016, 12:07:12 am »

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