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Author Topic: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!  (Read 3846 times)

Haspen

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ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« on: November 05, 2016, 05:23:40 pm »

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You guys have to fill out this:

Name: this guy will be known as '(family name) + name'.
Name's trait: Martial, Charismatic, Wise, Healthy, Lucky
Kingdoom's boon: Happiness, Population, Economy, Army

And that's all. Rapid-fire updates to the status of the kingdom, Name, and Name's sooner or later coming (most probably sooner, and under very tragic circumstances) descendants: promised!



The List of Kings of Juewang:
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« Last Edit: November 06, 2016, 05:16:31 am by Haspen »
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Re: ORIENTSPAM!
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2016, 05:38:16 pm »

Name: Mai
Name's trait: Wise
Kingdom's boon: Happiness
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Re: ORIENTSPAM!
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2016, 05:53:38 pm »

1 Year of Oh Mai (1410 ACE*)

You are Oh Mai, and you are known for your wise choices. You have captured the Heavenly Seal, received blessings of Earth Mother, and then have slain the Evil King and his Warrior-Sons. The Jade Throne of the Kingdom of Juewang is yours!

The royal scholar presents you with the Bamboos of Kingdom Status:

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2, 1, 0, 0

Happiness: 7*
Population: 5
Economy: 4
Army: 4

You have no idea what these numbers mean except maybe the first as the joy of the hard-working rice farmers is evident even in the inner chambers of the spacious palace. Time to get to work!

1 Mai Year, Spring

Various emissaries of the neighbouring city-states arrive!

Emissaries of state of Chozo in the east, Zuzu in the north, Chang in the northwest and Wai in the south bring fine gifts as means of recognition of your ascension and right to rule.

Emissary of the state of Beipan, which lies in the southwest, delivers more than just gifts:

"King Juewang! My lord, King Beipan, has many daughters, and he wishes to offer the hand of his youngest and prettiest, Fi, as your wife and future Queen of Juewang!"

A) Sure! Might as well get into baby-making right away!
B) Naw, I don't want any foreign grills in my court!
« Last Edit: November 05, 2016, 06:00:12 pm by Haspen »
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2016, 06:02:07 pm »

C) Put that wisdom to use. Do not insult the royalty of Beipan by stating that you don't want any of their sort in your court; but insist on actually meeting this person before committing to marrying them.
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2016, 06:11:27 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2016, 06:15:29 pm »

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I wonder if we'll ever find Luathbas if we range far enough in this game.
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2016, 06:21:45 pm »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2016, 06:28:29 pm »

Welp. So much for wisdom.
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2016, 06:28:44 pm »

You agree to marry Fi, daughter of King Beipan. The emissary returns home with great news.

1 Mai Year, Mid-Spring

You marry Fi in a great ceremony, with the grand statue of Emerald Dragon watching over you.

1 Mai Year, Summer

The governor of the city of Dungzhou arrives and asks for audience.

"Oh great king, may your rule be blessed and enlightened! I come forth to ask you for help, as my city suffers from drought and the coffers of my palace cannot buy enough foodstuffs for the rice farmers! Please, buy us some cabbages so we might not starve!"

A) Buy foodstuffs for Dungzhou from abroad to keep people fed (and happy).
B) You're tight on money; Dungzhou will have to go on without Kingdom's support this year.
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2016, 06:34:52 pm »

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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2016, 06:36:47 pm »

A muh cabbages.
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2016, 06:42:16 pm »

B,

We can spare some lives and happiness, but money's a bit more tight
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2016, 06:43:43 pm »

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If we don't help them now , we might come to regret it.
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Re: ORIENTSPAM! Oh Mai, King of Juewang!
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2016, 06:48:27 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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