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[Weirdo]

> NAME: Mumen Rider
> GENDER: Male
> CLASS: HERO

THIS! SO MUCH THIS!

Also: This is getting dull. Let's actually, you know, get past phase zero sometime this year.

[TheBiggerFish]

>Request guidance from otherworldly forces.

[Weirdo]

>Request guidance from otherworldly forces.

If the next update is "not found" or whatever consider this my second action.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Request guidance from otherworldly forces.

[Maegil]

Frankly to me this is starting to look like a proper all-original trolling thread. At least it's the first time I see basic three-lines characters being wantonly refused off like this.

[Elephant Parade]

>Request guidance from otherworldly forces.

...

> NAME: Mumen Rider
> GENDER: Male
> CLASS: HERO

THIS! SO MUCH THIS!

Also: This is getting dull. Let's actually, you know, get past phase zero sometime this year.

ERRROR: HEROIC NAME is too weak. Please try again.

> NAME: Superman
> GENDER: Male
> CLASS: Juggernaut

HEROIC NAME found. Confirm data Y/N?

>

[Weirdo]

Frankly to me this is starting to look like a proper all-original trolling thread. At least it's the first time I see basic three-lines characters being wantonly refused off like this.

I was going to swat you down at first, then I saw how TBF's suggestion was ignored once, and the second time replied to with ". . .". We just got an update. I'm going to hover and see what this is about for now before investing fully.

> NAME: Superman
> GENDER: Male
> CLASS: Juggernaut

HEROIC NAME found. Confirm data Y/N?

>

> YES! CONFIRM!

[S34N1C]

>Y

[Shadestyle]

I'm not comfortable playing a game where Mumen Rider is too weak when he is the real hero.  Whoops.

[Weirdo]

I'm not comfortable playing a game where Mumen Rider is too weak when he is the real hero.  Whoops.

Hey man, I tried. You saw that I had your back.

[Elephant Parade]

HEROIC NAME confirmed. Processing...

GENDER matches NAME NORM. FATE MATRIX unaltered.

CLASS within expected bounds for HEROIC NAME.


Your HERO, SUPERMAN, has just realized his heroic potential.

Spoiler: HERO STATUS (click to show/hide)

STR      C
VIT      C-
DEX      D+
INT      D
CHA      D

AFFINITY: PHYSICAL
SKILLSETS: PUGILISM - BRAWLING, HERO MAGIC
PERSONALITY: BRAVE, NOBLE, SECRETIVE

PERSONAL STRENGTH - SUPERHUMAN: Stat caps significantly increased.
PERSONAL WEAKNESS - CRYPTIC NIGHT: DARK-element attacks significantly reduce all stats.

PASSIVE SKILL - JUGGERNAUT: Prevents a hero from falling to critical wounds, for a time.
ACTIVE SKILL - PUSH THROUGH: Charge through enemy attacks to strike a foe down.

It is WEEK 1 of MONTH 1 of YEAR 1000. What will you have SUPERMAN do?

>

Spoiler: CURRENT OPTIONS (click to show/hide)

> TRAIN
> DO BUSINESS IN TOWN
> PERFORM ODD JOBS
> GO ADVENTURING
> ASK GNOMES FOR ADVICE

Spoiler: HERO STATUS (click to show/hide)

STR      C
VIT      C-
DEX      D+
INT      D
CHA      D

AFFINITY: PHYSICAL
SKILLSETS: PUGILISM - BRAWLING, HERO MAGIC
PERSONALITY: BRAVE, NOBLE, SECRETIVE

PERSONAL STRENGTH - SUPERHUMAN: Stat caps significantly increased.
PERSONAL WEAKNESS - CRYPTIC NIGHT: DARK-element attacks significantly reduce all stats.

PASSIVE SKILL - JUGGERNAUT: Prevents a hero from falling to critical wounds, for a time.
ACTIVE SKILL - PUSH THROUGH: Charge through enemy attacks to strike a foe down.

Spoiler: MISC. STATUS (click to show/hide)

STATE: FINE
LOCATION: PEASANT HOME (SUPERMAN'S)

GOLD: 10
FOOD: 4

ITEMS: NONE OF NOTE

[S34N1C]

> TRAIN

[Elephant Parade]

What kind of training will SUPERMAN do?

>

Spoiler: OPTIONS (click to show/hide)

> LIFT WEIGHTS
> RUN AROUND
> DO AEROBICS
> STUDY BOOKS
> ORATE TO PEASANTS

> PUNCH THINGS
> MEDITATE ON HEROISM

[S34N1C]

>LIFT WEIGHTS

[Yourmaster]

>PUNCH THINGS