Saw this thread and realize I have very odd ideas about religion.
I'm a Christian Norseman. What this means is God and Jesus are part of the Nordic pantheon. God intervened during Ragnarok to save the Norse pantheon who would die and accepted them into His Heaven. God is above Odin and Jesus and Thor wrestle every Thursday, hence why it was once called Thor's day and why it was absorbed into modern English from its Germanic roots, out of respect for Thor's 2 out of 3 during Jesus's 100th birthday celebration.
Angels and the honored dead wrestle and feast in Odin's hall and God's mead hall awaiting the Armageddon, upon which they will descend upon the earth to fight demons and ice trolls for the glory of Heaven and the safety of the remaining humans who were not selected for the Rapture. There are many myths and prophecies that will come true during the great battle.
Jesus will slap Beelzebub in the chops and Thor will come up behind him while he is stunned and perform a great German Suplex. Dogs will transform into great wolves of white and will fight the hell beasts and chase Earth's remaining tennis balls. Freddie Mercury will return to earth from Heaven's hall and sing the greatest version of Bohemian Rhapsody that will ever be sung as fighting music for the great host of Heaven. The Macho Man will perform a great flying double axe handle upon Jormungand, the great sea serpent.
But do not fret, if you weren't selected but fight alongside the great host of Heaven when they arrive and die honorably in combat, the Valkyries will bring you to Heaven to join alongside the second wave to fight once more until Heaven overcomes Hell, then the faithful and the survivors descend upon Earth and it transmogrifies into Skyrim.
The Thalmor were right all along.