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What religion do you follow?

Judaism
- 0 (0%)
Christianity
- 17 (23.3%)
Islam
- 1 (1.4%)
Hinduism
- 0 (0%)
Taoism
- 0 (0%)
Buddhism
- 0 (0%)
Scientology
- 2 (2.7%)
Other (please tell)
- 7 (9.6%)
Athiest
- 35 (47.9%)
Undecided
- 1 (1.4%)
Agnostic
- 10 (13.7%)

Total Members Voted: 70


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Re: Religion discussion: The church of Bay12
« Reply #195 on: November 02, 2016, 03:19:06 pm »

(Why not? :P )

The clergy in Flatland are perfect circles (or close enough, being actually regular many-many-sided polygons) and seemingly born to the role (or nearlybso, perhaps self-modifying themselves to fit it) and are the most powerful ofbthe nobility: Discuss..
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« Reply #196 on: November 02, 2016, 06:10:42 pm »

This religion is filth
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Re: Religion discussion: The church of Bay12
« Reply #197 on: November 02, 2016, 06:22:10 pm »

(Why not? :P )

The clergy in Flatland are perfect circles (or close enough, being actually regular many-many-sided polygons) and seemingly born to the role (or nearlybso, perhaps self-modifying themselves to fit it) and are the most powerful ofbthe nobility: Discuss..
So someone said "be holy or be square" so they made themselves circles?
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Re: Disgusting
« Reply #198 on: November 03, 2016, 01:43:34 am »

This religion is filth
It's also a joke and not to be taken seriously.
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« Reply #199 on: November 03, 2016, 02:17:57 am »

I really want to assimilate you.
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Re: I love you
« Reply #200 on: November 03, 2016, 02:58:38 am »

I really want to assimilate you.
Into what?
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Re: Religion discussion: The church of Bay12
« Reply #201 on: November 03, 2016, 03:51:14 am »

See, the mistake you made there was assuming that you are going to assimilate me.
Now, if you'd just reduce all your cellular structures into plain biomolecules this will go much quicker.
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Re: Religion discussion: The church of Bay12
« Reply #202 on: November 03, 2016, 06:57:38 am »

And whats the best way to reduce your biomass into biomolecules? Railgun, thats what. Thus the railgun proves yet again to be the alpha and the omega of life and social interaction.
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« Reply #203 on: November 03, 2016, 06:44:45 pm »

Its a method of propulsion not a disitegration weapon.
Fire would do a better job, as a plus you can heat tea on the fire
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Re: Religion discussion: The church of Bay12
« Reply #204 on: November 03, 2016, 07:52:29 pm »

Of course, the exact effectiveness of the railgun depends on the payload.
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Re: Religion discussion: The church of Bay12
« Reply #205 on: November 03, 2016, 08:37:01 pm »

Saw this thread and realize I have very odd ideas about religion.

I'm a Christian Norseman. What this means is God and Jesus are part of the Nordic pantheon. God intervened during Ragnarok to save the Norse pantheon who would die and accepted them into His Heaven. God is above Odin and Jesus and Thor wrestle every Thursday, hence why it was once called Thor's day and why it was absorbed into modern English from its Germanic roots, out of respect for Thor's 2 out of 3 during Jesus's 100th birthday celebration.

Angels and the honored dead wrestle and feast in Odin's hall and God's mead hall awaiting the Armageddon, upon which they will descend upon the earth to fight demons and ice trolls for the glory of Heaven and the safety of the remaining humans who were not selected for the Rapture. There are many myths and prophecies that will come true during the great battle.
Jesus will slap Beelzebub in the chops and Thor will come up behind him while he is stunned and perform a great German Suplex. Dogs will transform into great wolves of white and will fight the hell beasts and chase Earth's remaining tennis balls. Freddie Mercury will return to earth from Heaven's hall and sing the greatest version of Bohemian Rhapsody that will ever be sung as fighting music for the great host of Heaven. The Macho Man will perform a great flying double axe handle upon Jormungand, the great sea serpent.

But do not fret, if you weren't selected but fight alongside the great host of Heaven when they arrive and die honorably in combat, the Valkyries will bring you to Heaven to join alongside the second wave to fight once more until Heaven overcomes Hell, then the faithful and the survivors descend upon Earth and it transmogrifies into Skyrim.

The Thalmor were right all along.
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Re: Religion discussion: The church of Bay12
« Reply #206 on: November 03, 2016, 10:36:10 pm »

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Re: Religion discussion: The church of Bay12
« Reply #207 on: November 04, 2016, 01:32:20 am »

Saw this thread and realize I have very odd ideas about religion.

I'm a Christian Norseman. What this means is God and Jesus are part of the Nordic pantheon. God intervened during Ragnarok to save the Norse pantheon who would die and accepted them into His Heaven. God is above Odin and Jesus and Thor wrestle every Thursday, hence why it was once called Thor's day and why it was absorbed into modern English from its Germanic roots, out of respect for Thor's 2 out of 3 during Jesus's 100th birthday celebration.

Angels and the honored dead wrestle and feast in Odin's hall and God's mead hall awaiting the Armageddon, upon which they will descend upon the earth to fight demons and ice trolls for the glory of Heaven and the safety of the remaining humans who were not selected for the Rapture. There are many myths and prophecies that will come true during the great battle.
Jesus will slap Beelzebub in the chops and Thor will come up behind him while he is stunned and perform a great German Suplex. Dogs will transform into great wolves of white and will fight the hell beasts and chase Earth's remaining tennis balls. Freddie Mercury will return to earth from Heaven's hall and sing the greatest version of Bohemian Rhapsody that will ever be sung as fighting music for the great host of Heaven. The Macho Man will perform a great flying double axe handle upon Jormungand, the great sea serpent.

But do not fret, if you weren't selected but fight alongside the great host of Heaven when they arrive and die honorably in combat, the Valkyries will bring you to Heaven to join alongside the second wave to fight once more until Heaven overcomes Hell, then the faithful and the survivors descend upon Earth and it transmogrifies into Skyrim.

The Thalmor were right all along.
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Re: Religion discussion: The church of Bay12
« Reply #208 on: November 04, 2016, 02:30:38 pm »

Saw this thread and realize I have very odd ideas about religion.

I'm a Christian Norseman. What this means is God and Jesus are part of the Nordic pantheon. God intervened during Ragnarok to save the Norse pantheon who would die and accepted them into His Heaven. God is above Odin and Jesus and Thor wrestle every Thursday, hence why it was once called Thor's day and why it was absorbed into modern English from its Germanic roots, out of respect for Thor's 2 out of 3 during Jesus's 100th birthday celebration.

Angels and the honored dead wrestle and feast in Odin's hall and God's mead hall awaiting the Armageddon, upon which they will descend upon the earth to fight demons and ice trolls for the glory of Heaven and the safety of the remaining humans who were not selected for the Rapture. There are many myths and prophecies that will come true during the great battle.
Jesus will slap Beelzebub in the chops and Thor will come up behind him while he is stunned and perform a great German Suplex. Dogs will transform into great wolves of white and will fight the hell beasts and chase Earth's remaining tennis balls. Freddie Mercury will return to earth from Heaven's hall and sing the greatest version of Bohemian Rhapsody that will ever be sung as fighting music for the great host of Heaven. The Macho Man will perform a great flying double axe handle upon Jormungand, the great sea serpent.

But do not fret, if you weren't selected but fight alongside the great host of Heaven when they arrive and die honorably in combat, the Valkyries will bring you to Heaven to join alongside the second wave to fight once more until Heaven overcomes Hell, then the faithful and the survivors descend upon Earth and it transmogrifies into Skyrim.

The Thalmor were right all along.
Welp, you've converted me.
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Re: Religion discussion: The church of Bay12
« Reply #209 on: November 04, 2016, 05:35:13 pm »

Saw this thread and realize I have very odd ideas about religion.

I'm a Christian Norseman. What this means is God and Jesus are part of the Nordic pantheon. God intervened during Ragnarok to save the Norse pantheon who would die and accepted them into His Heaven. God is above Odin and Jesus and Thor wrestle every Thursday, hence why it was once called Thor's day and why it was absorbed into modern English from its Germanic roots, out of respect for Thor's 2 out of 3 during Jesus's 100th birthday celebration.

Angels and the honored dead wrestle and feast in Odin's hall and God's mead hall awaiting the Armageddon, upon which they will descend upon the earth to fight demons and ice trolls for the glory of Heaven and the safety of the remaining humans who were not selected for the Rapture. There are many myths and prophecies that will come true during the great battle.
Jesus will slap Beelzebub in the chops and Thor will come up behind him while he is stunned and perform a great German Suplex. Dogs will transform into great wolves of white and will fight the hell beasts and chase Earth's remaining tennis balls. Freddie Mercury will return to earth from Heaven's hall and sing the greatest version of Bohemian Rhapsody that will ever be sung as fighting music for the great host of Heaven. The Macho Man will perform a great flying double axe handle upon Jormungand, the great sea serpent.

But do not fret, if you weren't selected but fight alongside the great host of Heaven when they arrive and die honorably in combat, the Valkyries will bring you to Heaven to join alongside the second wave to fight once more until Heaven overcomes Hell, then the faithful and the survivors descend upon Earth and it transmogrifies into Skyrim.

The Thalmor were right all along.
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