Now that your suit is finished, it it time to DEFEAT THE MALL COP, ONCE AND FOR ALL! Dr. Woof decides a backflip is the appropriate response, to your gymnastic glee. Skillful, Dr. Woof is. You run out of the store, drawing many,
many, stares due to your... costume. Some laugh, to which you say "YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU LAUGHED AT [REDACTED]!" From the somewhat urban center of Townsdale, you trek across suburbia, jumping fences and crossing yards on the way to your destination; Pleasantview Plaza. In your mind, 'Evilview DOOM-za' sounds better, but not everyone can have your particular creative genius. Only fools could possibly believe such a thing! The crowds look at you oddly, ascending the escalator in spandex, with a dog by your side. Only one seems to realize your TRUE MIGHT, by shouting over other voices "Nice cosplay!", he says. "THANK YOU, FUTURE SUBJECT!", you reply, to further odd looks. Time to hide! Your costume is truly stealthy, bei- oh, right. Neon. Hazard orange. Oops? Despite this minor setback, you find a spot behind a stack of large planters to fit your needs. You explain the plan to Dr. Woof, who gives a short 'ruff' of approval. Howls, despite their grandoise power, are not suited to stealth. Soon, you see the Mall Cop enter the scarcely traveled 'Garden Alley', the section of greenery related stores you happen to be in. Dr. Woof trots out from his section of planter-wall, slightly before your enemy rounds the corner to where you are. Upon seeing your minion, he jogs over to Dr. Woof's position, where the canine criminal gives you a wink. With his back turned to you, the Mall Cop says "Where on earth did you come from?", in an almost condescending tone. This is it! The time to strike! You allow yourself an inner MUAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!, of course. So, you think. Any last-minute plan changes?
Ultimate Rival: Mall Cop
Blocked off section of Sewer:
Map of Townsdale
Spandex Ensemble
Cash: $1
Minions: Dr. Woof!
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Topic: Petty Crime (Read 5291 times)