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[Stirk]

No, you FOOL. The most evil name must mean something to him! First, we start with the most POWERFUL of his name, the TITLE. Dr. is the most eeeeviiiiiil title in existence, so we will add that! Next, he is a puppy DOG. So we will name him after his FEROCIOUS ANCESTORS, the WOLF. And we will spell it wrong, because SOCIETY can't tell US how to write things!

The end result is a perfectly suitable evil name.... DR.WOOF!

[NRDL]

No, you FOOL. The most evil name must mean something to him! First, we start with the most POWERFUL of his name, the TITLE. Dr. is the most eeeeviiiiiil title in existence, so we will add that! Next, he is a puppy DOG. So we will name him after his FEROCIOUS ANCESTORS, the WOLF. And we will spell it wrong, because SOCIETY can't tell US how to write things!

The end result is a perfectly suitable evil name.... DR.WOOF!

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[S34N1C]

Oh YEAH? Well what's "Dr. WOOF's first name, huh GENIUS? Bet you didn't THINK about THAT now did you, IMBECILE? He is DR. CRAIG WOOF!! FIRST OF HIS NAME!! From him, an entire RACE of minions will be SPAWNED! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Shadestyle]

With his legendary power of  「The Howl」 We shall be Unstoppable!  UNSTOPPABLE I SAY!

[Maegil]

Look how he scratches, even his FLEAS must be MIGHTY! Let's SIC THEM AT THE SHOPKEEPER! Put DR. CRAIG WOOF IN THE SHOP and bar the door from outside, and the fool behind the counter will RUN in DESPAIR from the FLEAS OF DOOM!!!

Then, while the MIGHTY FLEAS OF DOOM chase and torture him, we can enter and ALL HIS SPANDEX ARE BELONG TO ME!!!

[S34N1C]

Look how he scratches, even his FLEAS must be MIGHTY! Let's SIC THEM AT THE SHOPKEEPER! Put DR. CRAIG WOOF IN THE SHOP and bar the door from outside, and the fool behind the counter will RUN in DESPAIR from the FLEAS OF DOOM!!!

Then, while the MIGHTY FLEAS OF DOOM chase and torture him, we can enter and ALL HIS SPANDEX ARE BELONG TO ME!!!

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[Stirk]

Perhaps....But if we unleash such a potent force this early, it might have a lessened effect in our future endeavors.

I say we enlist the assistance of our EEEEVIIIIL ALLIES, aside from Dr. Woof. There are few in this world as evil as we are, and some may help us financially. THE BANKERS! We shalt go to Wallstreet, find the most eeeviiiiil banker we can, and take out a loan for $10.

[endlessblaze]

"YES! AND THEN WE MAY ACHIVE DOMANICE!"

[KiwiOui]

Your minion shall be Dr. Craig Woof, or simply Dr. Woof. Craig is a delightfully evil name, after all. You proclaim his title, and begin laughing into the sky, as Dr. Woof howls along with you. Now, for revenge on the foolish cloth store manager! MUAHAHAHAAAHAHA! Once more, you jaywalk across the road, this time with Dr. Woof. Several drivers stick their heads out their windows, and begin shouting profanities. It seems these people are doomed to the dungeon. No, the Doom-Dungeon. AHA, the DOOMGEON! Perfect. With the world's most clever evil dungeon name in your mind, you enter the lair of the moronic manager. "BE AFRAID, FOUL MANAGER, FOR DR. WOOF IS HERE!", you shout. Dr. Woof begins angrily barking at the store owner, as the peon's eyes widen. "What the hell, dude?!" he says, getting up from his seat. "FLEE! FLEE LIKE THE ANT YOU ARE!", you victoriously proclaim. The store owner simply runs out the back door, in pure terror. You begin grabbing the neon spandex on display at the discount corner. MUAHAHAHAHAAHA!

Spoiler: Evil Information (click to show/hide)

Ultimate Rival: Mall Cop

Blocked off section of Sewer:
Map of Townsdale
Neon Spandex cloth

Cash: $0

Minions: Dr. Woof!

[S34N1C]

We seem to have forgotten something of GREAT importance.  WE need a SEWING machine! ALSO, we should grab some DIFFERENTLY colored spandex as well! The most EVIL person on the planet must have an ELABORATE uniform!

[TheBiggerFish]

Oh my.

PTW.

[Stirk]

We seem to have forgotten something of GREAT importance.  WE need a SEWING machine! ALSO, we should grab some DIFFERENTLY colored spandex as well! The most EVIL person on the planet must have an ELABORATE uniform!

FOOL. We will LOVING HAND STITCH our costume, we are not some lazy sellout! Besides, those things are HEAVY, and the only POWER we have back at the sewer is the POWER TO TAKE OVER THE WOOOORLD! I mean like, no outlets or anything.

[MidnightJaguar]

We seem to have forgotten something of GREAT importance.  WE need a SEWING machine! ALSO, we should grab some DIFFERENTLY colored spandex as well! The most EVIL person on the planet must have an ELABORATE uniform!

FOOL. We will LOVING HAND STITCH our costume, we are not some lazy sellout! Besides, those things are HEAVY, and the only POWER we have back at the sewer is the POWER TO TAKE OVER THE WOOOORLD! I mean like, no outlets or anything.

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[S34N1C]

Fine then. We will still need NEEDLES!  And THREAD! And we will grab some red, blue, yellow, orange, and purple spandex as well.

[KiwiOui]

With the manager gone, you quickly snap up multiple colors of spandex, which you carefully set on Dr. Woof's back, and a needle & thread, which you grab yourself. You consider taking a sewing machine, but sewing machines are for FOOLS who don't do it RIGHT. Proper costumes must be HAND-STITCHED! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Dr. Woof, of course joins you with a howl. Plans for a costume take shape in your head, but you must return to your lair to actually do someth- oh hey, a DOLLAR! This is only the beginning of your IMMENSE FORTUNE!

Spoiler: Evil Information (click to show/hide)

Ultimate Rival: Mall Cop

Blocked off section of Sewer:
Map of Townsdale
Multiple sheets of Spandex cloth

Cash: $1

Minions: Dr. Woof!