LOL WOW! Good title. Very cheerful to see that on the forums next time you browse! :p
Here's my tips for "Were-beasts: blue cucumber rapscallions" : love them, let them grow, harvest them, then let them go.
A cage is no life for "werebeasts: blue cucumber rapscallions" as it is unsanitary and leads to biting.
They should be free to lay in the earth and be covered in dirt, becoming ripe and juicy so that a dwarf can pick them and eat them.
The moist, fleshy-wet feel of chewing as you eat it is only heightened by the realisation that you're becoming one too, now you are a "Werebeast: Blue Cucumber Rapscallion", you feel you flesh growing juicy plump and watery.
You lay down in the dirt a while to consider this new turn of events, and just as you cover yourself with dirt and close your eyes, a dwarf comes along and picks you, puts you in a cage, screams at you about "experiments" and tries to get you to bite naked goblins.
When will people on this forum understand that we turn in to werebeasts not by being bitten, but by biting? After all, it is the beast who bites.
When we bite the werebeast, are we not beastly ourselves?
No one can deny that dwarves are jolly beastly sometimes, but it is far more savage to consume an unwitting and innocent Werebeast:Blue Cucumber Rapscallion, with their wierd little eyes and hair, the way they thieve your pocket as you hold them up to take a bite, or cheekily wink as they kick you in the shins.
What dwarf hasn't experienced all of this during cultivation of Blue Cucumber Rapscallions.
What I want to know is how can we fix it?! (?!?!?!?) (?!?!?!!?) (?!?!?!?!?!)!