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"Wow, do you hear that folks? Do you hear that? So many vampires are invading this country that there's some right under our noses. "Cullen" what a name, who would keep that name? It's an embarassment, but you can't really embarrass someone named Cullen, can you? No you can't, they're unbelievable, these disgusting slobs, who invited them? I didn't. You didn't. They just came in uninvited into OUR country, thinking that nobody would mind a bunch of total freaks coming into our town, taking our blood, taking our JOBS! It's sad, just sad, it's almost like they were right, imagine that, you know what they used to do to people like that? They wouldn't be sticking around here, let me tell you, they'd be out of here quick. It's because of our leaders--lightweights like Obama and Crooked Hillary, they keep people weak, because they don't want this country to be great again. If terrorists blow up schools, they have to be 'politically correct', they never fight back, they just let people die, it's because they're weak losers. But not me, I'm tough, I'm strong, I'm a winner, everyone knows it, that's why they're afraid of me, and these Cullens? They're afraid too, they know I won't let them stay here, they know I'm dangerous. It's because they're terrible, believe me folks, I've heard such terrible things about them, just a couple days ago I got this phone call, they were worried about these bad vampires all over the place, everywhere, and they told me something, I couldn't believe it but they did, they said there's a reason all of them look the same, you never see them with other people, the women look like the men, the men like the women, it's because they don't marry outside of their family. It's disgusting, horrible, one of the Cullens looks at his sister and says 'that's my wife', it's unbelievable folks. How can we let them stay here? And then they take a good, beautiful person and seduce her, just make her as ugly as them? It's obvious what they're trying, they're trying to corrupt out nation, our PEOPLE, but we won't let them, will we folks? No, we're tough Americans, very very tough, we've got the second amendment for a reason, don't we? We're gonna go over there, and we're going to remove those Cullens, they're just horrible."
Trump continues spewing similar speech seemingly without end, as if his mouth is a geyser of auditory sewage. He leads his enraged mob down the road until they're stopped by the tiny local police department, which finally shuts him up for several glorious seconds. Seemingly stumped, Trump gives a single *sniff*, before launching right into yet more screams:
"What are you doing? I can't believe this, has our nation really become so corrupt that even the police are protecting the terrorists? You're supposed to protect the people of this country, not those disgusting wastes of space! You see all these people behind me? They're mad at how bad a job you've done, letting these illegal vampires just come into our towns, our cities, let them corrupt us from the inside, they're doing your job, and then you're trying to stop them?! It's sad, you should be tough, you should be kicking out those vampires yourselves, you should be leading the people, showing them how strong this country is! The Cullens are monsters, vampires, just monstrous vampires, how can you be HERE and not fighting them back, protecting the people from them? That's your job, if Obama wasn't a vampire he'd have fired you all already, believe me! If this is how our police are acting, I'll have to fire all of you myself when I become president, because I'm a winner, I won't allow such weak police to go out of control and let every dangerous loser into our country! My police would be strong, they would be successful, they'd be getting rid of the Cullens, they'd be getting rid of all the others too, zero tolerance, that's how great they'd be. And only nine officers? That's just sad, let me tell you, nobody's going to respect nine officers, I would have lots of police, the police would be tremendous, just huge, everyone would know how strong America's police are, they would be like an army, and they would actually protect our country from these frauds, these Cullens, these vampires!"
Manipulate the police into joining the mob. If that fails, that speech should do a good enough job of manipulating the mob into taking out the police. Don't lead the charge though.
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