((Done. Sorry for the quality and coherence, I'm pretty tired and not thinking too well.))
"Wow folks, would you look at that? Just terrible, they knew we were coming. They heard about me, they knew I wouldn't let them stay here, just sad, when Obama's around they sit pretty, they know he wouldn't do anything to hurt them. Vampires control politics, folks, they control the media, they control the lightweight PUPPETS in our government, they're so stupid, to let these weak monsters control them. Me though, these losers know they can't control me, believe me, I'm out of control, I know what they are, we know what they are, they're losers, they're illegal losers, just sad, they know they can't do anything to me. Look at them, I just shot them, I'm shooting them, do you see this folks? They can't even defend themselves, they're not American, no American would sit here and not defend themselves, it's pitiful, we've been under attack, they've been invading us, and when we defend ourselves and strike back they just sit there dumbly, they're like deer in the headlights folks. Such a waste, our leaders can't even keep these ugly stupid vampires out, what can they do? Nothing, that's what, they're terrible, when I'm president you won't see these loafers around anymore, I won't even have to get rid of them, they'll just run, 'cause they're cowards, they know I'm dangerous, they can't even fight back. It's disgusting, just totally disgusting, even having these weak things in our country. They're just standing there, what are you waiting for? You're real Americans, not like them, let's get rid of them, let's throw them out, we're winners, we're so strong but them? They're weak, just so, it's unbelievable, they're a complete disaster!"