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[LordPorkins]

"Oh, and you there, square. If you poke yourself in the eye your voice'll change back."

[S34N1C]

Hmmm, not sure if I believe you, but I'm willing to try anything.

Merx pokes himself in the eye

Did it werk? Aww yis, mye voyc is bak!

[LordPorkins]

"Actually, I just changed it back. I just wanted to see you poke yourself in the eye"

[S34N1C]

Damn it

[Sosoku234]

"Ha! You just got pranked!"

Put on my dank clothes. My dank hoodie inscribed with a neon green 'N' with a neon pink slash through it. My dank pants. My dank shoes. Even my cruddy, yet dank (because I wear them) headphones.

[Elvish Miner]

Aloy grabs her bow and arrows, her staff (which isn't that dissimilar from Mr Goatee guy's), and grappling hook. Her various furs bundled together aren't exactly what you would call "armor", so she didn't have to wear that silly hospital gown. She collects the salvaged parts she had on her, realizing there is no way she can salvage that wood after all.

((I see Salvage and Salvaged parts are a much better word, so I will use that instead of Harvest when it comes to my abilities))

She looks at Mr. Goatee. "So, uh, how do we get out?"

[LordPorkins]

The man takes a massive bite out of the wheel of cheese before making a gesture at the door with the staff. A massive burst of bright red energy flies out and hits the door, apparently causing nothing. The man seems unfazed by this.

“Mmmmmph”

The man swallows and then points at the group.

“I've just saved all of you from a terrible, boring, possibly fatal experience and given you your precious knick-knacks . In exchange I need you to all cause a commotion for me. Just do what comes natural. Well, not too natural. Wouldn't want you all prancing around wearing fig leaves over your nasty bits. Anyway, Tootles!”

The man waves his fingers at you and the door opens. Then gravity switches. Every single one of you are suddenly standing on what is now the wall. The open door is in the “floor” of the room.


You all fall bumping into one another and your stuff as you go flying out the door….


...and into the middle of a grassy field


Everyone is dogpiled on top of one another. The door (which is simply hanging above you) vomits out all of your stuff on top of you before slamming closed and dropping to the ground.


What Do?

[Wozzy]

Laila pulls herself out from the bottom of the pile, shuffling weapons, armor, and fleshy beings out of her way.

Ooph, gerroff. Phew, it seems my prayers have been answered. You can thank me for getting us out of there later.

She adjusts herself, making sure everything is working, including her weapon systems, and that all her body parts are still connected.

[S34N1C]

((I will act as though my speech is being altered until told otherwise))

If landed next to/on top of/underneath a man:
Ack! That was unpleasant.

If landed next to/on top of/underneath a woman:
Well. Hello there. And what might your name be?

[Shadestyle]

Scan the Horizon for Water, Trees, Rocks, Civilization.

"Anyone capable of enhanced movement should utilize it to scout the area, Then return to us to ensure our collective survival and bring us closer to shared goals, I will do my part by organizing the group as best I can, If you all will allow it."


He pauses.

"Ahh, but names and introductions will do well to speed that along."

"You may refer to my as Sphere Grid, 'SG' or even merely "Proffesor".  I am a professor and and scientist, studying of the innermost nature of the Sphere Grid, a conceptualized road of Tangible Progress made real through magical Spheres.  I am able to use, and am in possession of a Crossbow with Bolts appropriate for nonlethal takedowns, and given some basic tools, I can produce Spheres with which to Progress the Sphere Grids of You, Your Skills, and Your Equipment, I also possess in my own repertoire a 'Strength', which taps into Raw Musculature, PSI, and Torque, 'Black Magic', Used in Unlocking latent Combat Magics, and a 'Skill' Sphere containing 'Mug', the ability to deal harm while robbing a target of their loose valuables."

"My own talents on the field of battle are poor at best, I may attempt to paralyze a target with a magic spell known as 'Hold', analyze their strengths and weaknesses with magic via the spell 'Libra', or Increase the Strength of an Ally's Basic Magic up to 3 times to it's Most Powerful form temporarily with my most famous spell, 'Escalate'."

[S34N1C]

Mye name iz Yung Merx, a.k.a YM, Merx, etc. I am cuzin 2 Yung Venuz, da Gun God. Dat maeks mi da Shiv God. Iv u uze it 2 stab a ful, I'm ur god.

I don 'ave any moovment skeels, butt I'll stil scowt. Iv wi find sumwere 2 go, I'll cal up ma swyyt ryde 2 taek uz ther [;V]

[Sosoku234]

Disentangle myself from the mess of bodies. Ensure MP3 player still works. Then go walking in the opposite direction of YM.

"You go that way, I'll go this way. Better than nuphin', am I right?

[S34N1C]

Werkz 4 mi. 

Start scouting

[Elvish Miner]

Aloy dusts herself off, not like it helps much.
"I'll go with you. No reason so many of us need to stay, and I definitely don't trust that shiv god. " She says to DJ Gold.

[Supernerd]

Pisci takes a look at what lies under the ground with her abnormal sensory abilities, and searches for a hiding place to once again get a chance to relax and figure out what was going on. She did not feel indebted to whatever the heck it was that she just spoke to; as it seemed like they were the ones who locked her up and took her stuff to begin with.