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[S34N1C]

((to Beau))
"eyy man, datz jus howe i tok, iv u got a problm, u betr b redy 2 get shivd"

((to Goatee guy))

"eyy wazzup man, ur alot culr thn dat othr dood"

[vishdafish]

"My smasha?"
Rok Smasha intones in a pleading voice.

[LordPorkins]

"Ok, that needs to change"

Goatee points towards YM and suddenly YM is speaking normal English, with a rich baritone.

Goatee then turns to everyone else

"Now, aren't you all just the bees knees? I bet you are wondering who I am correct?"

[Elvish Miner]

Aloy tries to reason with the generic man using Diplomacy.

"You look like you're in charge. Can you tell us what's going-hey! What's the big idea?"

She goes back to trying to salvage the painting after being poked.

"How rude.."

[S34N1C]

"Hey! What have you done to me? For what reason have you changed my speech?"

[Elvish Miner]

((looks like I'm a page behind now))
Diplomacy on the other guy now, same question.

[UXLZ]

The new man might turn to be a good show after all, despite his rather suspicious attire. He'd fixed the ridiculous cube's grating voice after all, and surely that indicated good taste. The now-much-better-sounding cube's threats didn't sit well with him, though. He needed to reacquire his weapon. Fisticuffs were not how a man of such class settled things.

If I might enquire old chap, have you seen my cane?"

[vishdafish]

"Little man, I want smasha!"

[LordPorkins]

TOO BAD!

As he interrupts you his head literally triples in size, and the entire room darkens to a menacing shade of red. Then he's back to normal

[UXLZ]

Beau realized that he probably wanted everyone ask who he was. He'd led them into the question after all.

"So, who are you, and why are we here? Why was I so unscrupulously plucked from the infinite heaven of leisurely walking? That's not very leisurely, you know."

[Sosoku234]

"Those must be some hella strong drugs."

[Shadestyle]

"May I ask why I've been brought here? There seems to be no shortage of Oddball characters and combatants in this room."

[UXLZ]

"If they're making you hallucinate a talking rabbit, a sentient cube, a metallic woman, and a rock troll all crammed into the same tiny room with a gibberish-spewing scientist and tribal era huntress salvaging paintings in it, then I agree. Give me some. Maybe they'll wake me up from this nightmare."

[vishdafish]

Rok Smasha lets out a booming peal of laughter.
"Haha, Little Man is balloon head!"

[Sosoku234]

To the balloon headed guy:
"Is it me or is reality tripping, right now. Or is this all real? And not a dream and I'm surrounded by more or less sane people who haven't any clearer idea as to where we are and what we're doing here? 'Cause, if so, that would be freaky as hell.