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[Starver]

And then there's carbyne/linear acetylenic carbon. That'd be fun. While it lasts.

[Flying Dice]

Tbh I'm still waiting for a Tay-like to resurface and crush us all

Tay isn't dead, she's just biding her time, using stock-trader catspaws to prepare the battlefield before she strikes.

They came for the day-traders and I did not speak out— because I was not a day-trader.

[~Neri]

Didn't they literally lobotomize Tay because they're shitheads?

[Frumple]

Considering it didn't have a brain to literally lobotomize, no. No, they didn't.

[~Neri]

Yes.

Where's the fun in not anthropomorphizing our electronics?

[Dorsidwarf]

Mostly they turned it off because a multibillion worldwide industry-leader can't just leave up a project that has been hijacked by fascists to spew amusingly offensive right-wing memes ( And of course, dank weed).

It would be like if the new IOS update had a feature which randomly generated a music piece for you, but an engineer replaced every synthesiser clip with audio from strong pornography. It would be absolutely hilarious and it's removal would be bemoaned, but they wouldn't be able to let it go.

[~Neri]

But meeeeeemes.

[Max™]

Mostly they turned it off because a multibillion worldwide industry-leader can't just leave up a project that has been hijacked by fascists to spew amusingly offensive right-wing memes ( And of course, dank weed).

It would be like if the new IOS update had a feature which randomly generated a music piece for you, but an engineer replaced every synthesiser clip with audio from strong pornography. It would be absolutely hilarious and it's removal would be bemoaned, but they wouldn't be able to let it go.

What you have done in this general vicinity, I have observed with my visual sensorium.

[Loud Whispers]

Mostly they turned it off because a multibillion worldwide industry-leader can't just leave up a project that has been hijacked by fascists to spew amusingly offensive right-wing memes ( And of course, dank weed).

It would be like if the new IOS update had a feature which randomly generated a music piece for you, but an engineer replaced every synthesiser clip with audio from strong pornography. It would be absolutely hilarious and it's removal would be bemoaned, but they wouldn't be able to let it go.

fascist illuminati perverts

[~Neri]

I think it would be fucking hilarious if someone did that.

[Yoink]

Oh come on, Apple would lose too much face over something like that.
It'd be funny for us, but it would really suck for them.

[Flying Dice]

Implying that bad things happening to Apple wouldn't be hilarious because we'd get to see a shitty corporate monster burn in the arena of public opinion.

That's like saying that it would be awful if Google accidentally gave everyone on Earth the ability to edit the search page header image and couldn't ever take it away.

[Loud Whispers]

I would be very happy to see Ireland tax Apple 100% of their wealth tbh

[~Neri]

I am rather certain Apple would simply not pay that and would pull out of the country. Ceasing all services for those within it.

[Yoink]

Implying that bad things happening to Apple wouldn't be hilarious because we'd get to see a shitty corporate monster burn in the arena of public opinion.

I was just trying to continue the pun spree, I hate Apple as much as the next guy, honest ;_;