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[Caellath]

scorpiwoman berserker

That sounds pretty rad to me, I gotta admit.

Yeah. She just didn't fit the game Errol wanted, which was less combat and more being shrewd gits to avoid or get past encounters. My character then was basically the Billy Mays/merchant concept I included in my concepts posts in this OOC thread.

[lawastooshort]

Remember that short-lived game of his you didn't manage to get in because your application was a scorpiwoman berserker? Now I'm hit by nostalgia.

We're also missing multiplayer games by you. The last ones didn't last much.

I agree with all the sentiments contained herein.

[GiglameshDespair]

To be honest the main flaw to Mr Dragon is not the eating people or the ego.
It's the comic sans.

Can't respect a dragon using comic sans.

[Dwarmin]

To be honest the main flaw to Mr Dragon is not the eating people or the ego.
It's the comic sans.

Can't respect a dragon using comic sans.

This is how you make a memorable villain!

[IronyOwl]

Whoops. Assumed he was a gnome because he had gotten on Garl's good side. That's probably racist or something.

Gnomes. Halflings. What's the difference?

Type of sauce, I assume.

Remember that short-lived game of his you didn't manage to get in because your application was a scorpiwoman berserker? Now I'm hit by nostalgia.

We're also missing multiplayer games by you. The last ones didn't last much.

I agree with all the sentiments contained herein.

I'm working on at least two, but the one that interests me more is the one I'm less convinced will succeed.

[Criptfeind]

Fuck the dragon god police. Anarchy!

[Dwarmin]

Working on turn now.

Not sure what Jao is trying to do though, but I'll figure out something!

[lawastooshort]

I want to weld his mouth shut with my tremendous poetry! That I was going to edit into the post, but didn't get round to doing!

Thus disarming him - if he attacks. I only want to prepare this and do it if we are viciously assaulted.

[Dwarmin]

I want to weld his mouth shut with my tremendous poetry! That I was going to edit into the post, but didn't get round to doing!

I'm not sure that would be considered Disarm, tho. I was going with the idea you were trying to make him vomit. Since he is not 'holding' anything, I would have to rule it as a general attempt to make him drop something.

Do you just want to rule it as using the Incapacitated bane, which would just knock him silly for a round? Flavor is always up to you.

Also, I could rule your sound-based Influence could be used to power the silence bane, which you would not ordinarily be able to access.

[lawastooshort]

Oh, vomit is good


Oh, and incapacitate probably makes more sense then. I was hoping maybe he'd drop his teeth?

[Dwarmin]

Oh, vomit is good


Oh, and incapacitate probably makes more sense then. I was hoping maybe he'd drop his teeth?

It really depends how you flavor the action...

[lawastooshort]

Well it was too late to post a proper action, sorry, so I posted a limerick instead.

[Dwarmin]

Sorry for the delay guys-but the wheel of time and space has been broken asunder, the oceans boil and sky catches fire, as the Earth is sundered and the nations of men perish upon the Earth, all whilst the Dread Eldritch God Aranaktu crawls up from his pit of stars, slouching towards the Worlds beating heart, so that he may tear it asunder and that chaos and anarchy may rule o'er an eternity of darkness and terror, without mercy or hope of reprieve.

All because I can't understand Jao's action. How do you disarm something that has no hands?

*fades into nothingness*

[GiglameshDespair]

Well, it's already 'armless, so Jao just sits and relaxes.

[Draignean]

In a curious fact of draconic biology, their teeth are actually heavily ridged vascular tissue- not unlike a weaponized version of the reproductive organs of some mammals. As the hunger and bloodthirst (bloodlust?) of a dragon rises, its teeth lengthen and harden, becoming sharp and deadly.  As the dragon becomes sated, the teeth wrinkle up and retract into its head, allowing more eloquent speech and more comfortable cuddling. So, all Jao is trying to do is to ruin the Dragon-thing's murder-boner and make it so disgusted its teeth wither up for a while.