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[mcclay]

Data Log 3 250 976.M41
Thalos IX was, is, an Imperial world in the process of becoming a Hive World. Its great cities and administrative centers are in the process of becoming massive Hives, while intensive mining and massive factories provide the needed resources for this change. Outside of the cities the planet is split between a endless wasteland, sweltering jungle and high, forested mountains; all speckled with smaller towns and data centers. Had nothing have happened it would have soon become a grand world indeed. Had WAAAAAGH Teefchompa not invaded...

WAAAAAAGH Teefchompa is dead, the Warboss laid low by a massive artillery barrage. However his army still very much lives, splitting off into many smaller bands that ravage the countryside. One group of Orks has, through the traditonal means of intensely violent combat, chosen a new Warboss. The time is ripe for looting, war and lots of fighting. Raise the bosspole high!

What kinda Ork are ya?
AStunty for a Warboss
--Your smaller size, almost that of a regular boy, makes your boyz respect you less and gives you less power in melee combat. However you had to learn to be Kunnin early on
BDa best zoggin' Mekboy around!
--Your skill with vehicles allows you to make horrible abominations of metal and guns, along with energizing your speed obsessed army. Because of this you have a harder time focusing on things that aren't so fast, like sieges or keeping your boyz alive
C A zoggin big ork!
--You are quite fucking massive, even for an ork. Your boyz nearly worship you out of pure respect and a single swing from your massive fish can pulp lesser creatures. When you have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail and you aren't particulary sneaky.
DDa Dok that'll fix all youz gits up!
-- With a greater knowledge, read: any, of medicine than the rest of the boyz you provide the basic medical services thats needed to keep the army going. Your boyz heal faster and come back to the fight stronger than ever before with a wide array of shiny new bits. However no Ork likes going to the Dok, and morale tends to suffer. Also some of your experiments might go feral and swear revenge.

Where has youze been livin?
1The outskirts of a city
2The ruins of a small town
3A camp in the jungle
4A mine shaft in the wasteland

Lastly, Whats your zoggin name?

[crazyabe]

A4 - Maulor

[Yourmaster]

D 1. -GitCutta
Because making ork abominations is fun, with how their belief field works.

[TheBiggerFish]

Oooooh.

[Maegil]

B4 - Zoombumpa
Me can CRUSH squishy bosses under traks!

[Chevaleresse]

B4 - Zoombumpa
Me can CRUSH squishy bosses under traks!

+1

[Funk]

B4 - Zoombumpa
Me can CRUSH squishy bosses under traks!

+1

+1

[S34N1C]

B4 - Zoombumpa
Me can CRUSH squishy bosses under traks!

+1

[Prophet]

C 4 3 BoomBoom Guttoof

or

B4 - Zoombumpa
Me can CRUSH squishy bosses under traks!

+1

[Gwolfski]

B4 - Zoombumpa
Me can CRUSH squishy bosses under traks!

+1

+1

[piratejoe]

C 4 3 BoomBoom Guttoof

1+

[mcclay]

Thalos IX used to be lauded on its mineral wealth, its many mines churning out a vast supply of metals and other minerals for the burgeoning planet to use. Most of the goods made in the nearby Forge World of Haevus I were built this planets minerals. Now most of the vast quarries are silent, their workers having either fled or killed in the fighting. WAAAAGH Zoombumpa has made its home in a smaller complex on the eastern continent. Many of the outer buildings have been destroyed, anything of value looted by the Orks to shore up their own defenses and feed their war machines. The main quarry is a hub of activity, with many scrap metal huts and garages thrown up. Bikes, Trakks and a few Wartrukks sit idle in their bays, crews working hard on making them even more dead killy. To the sides are the openings to the vast network of mining tunnels that run under most of the facility. A few of the shallower ones have been fenced off for either storage or squig pens, but the deeper ones still hold unknown dangers. High above the quarry, on a flat plateau, sits the main administrative center. Imperial icongraphy has been stripped off, replaced with leering Ork glyphs and monuments to Zoobumpa's power. Inside orks run about, moving computers and other bits of tech to their Warbosses specifications. At the center, the beating heart of the WAAAAAGH, is Zoombumpa's control room. A thousand screens line each wall, displaying useless lines of code. Grots and squigs run around with pieces of paper and other gubbinz, trying their best to be out of the way. And in the middle is Zoombumpa's throne, made out of the ruined cockpit of an Imperial Knight

You, Zoombumpa, sit and watch the controlled chaos from your seat. Squigs periodically run up to you with vehicle plans from the other Meks, each on promising to make their project even killeyer. A stamp of approval, usually given by smaing a grot's face into the paper, is all they need to start working. Between adminstrating your one Nob, Smashmouff, comes up from the quarry.

"Boss! I've gotz a whole load of thingz for da boys ta do! They're gettin real rowdy like, so I fink we needa send 'em out to smash sum 'eads! We could:

A: Go smash da humie town a ways to da souff! Dose green 'umies with da guns are starting to gaver there, and I fink foightin them would be a roight laff!
B: Break that git Deadead's face in! Gits gon feral boss! Smashes every thing wif an enjin he sees! Zoggin dizgraze, if you asks me!
C: Send sum boyz into da tunnels! Sum of da weedier boyz been hearin fings down there. I fink its grot stuff, but if there is somefing it could be good for foightin!

So boss, whats we gunna do?"

[S34N1C]

B

[vkiNm]

B.

Assert Dominance.

[Maegil]

B

Da 'ummies need a reet paddlin', but first we's gonna CRUSH da feral boss wannabe afore da git gets stronk! If 'is boyz 'ave any sense th'yall come ta ME! IMMA DA ONLY BOSS ABOOT!