Charge in with a large makeshift cleaver and brutally slaughter anyone who stands in my way, friend or foe. Also, try to find some bear traps to place around the town to catch other "heroes" for me to kill.
[4] You fly into a murderous rage, killing friend and foe alike. You also manage to find some bear traps and lay them in clever places around town.
-15 town
-10 enemies
Trick Dustan Hache into rampaging trough his own army and away from the town
[1] You try to trick him, but he just kills you in his murderous rage
((you count as one of the -15 in Dustan's action))
RESPAWN?jump to the moon to find advanced alien weaponry
[2] You get a cramp when you try to jump. Ouchie
Pop my ult one final time, unleashing the entire clip.
[3] You pop your ult, unleashing the entire clip! But because your minigun is so inaccurate, a lot of the bullets miss. Still, you rack up quite the kill count.
-90 enemies
Feed on the enemy again, creating more thralls and generating an atmosphere of fear in the ranks.
[4] You feed on enemy soldiers, creating more thralls and creating an atmosphere of fear in the ranks. Several of the enemy are close to deserting.
-5 enemies
+5 "town" thralls
Kidnap a townie and sell it's soul to the Infernal ones for daemonic favors.
[6] The Infernal Ones accept your offering. They take your townie sacrifice, but they get a little overzealous and take some of your allies as well.
-1 town
-5 enemies
Spread rumours amongst the enemy about unfair treatment of the soldiers by their officers, encourage desertion.
[3] You encourage several enemies to desert, resulting in their deaths
-8 enemies
Continue rampaging in the tank, seeking out officers & leaders.
[5] You take out several officers, as well as a bunch of foot soldiers.
-20 enemies
Respawn as the water-fire.
Burn EVERYTHING.
[4] You spawn and start burning shit
-10 town
-10 enemies
((I guess you're on your own team now unless you want to be on your own.))
Expand my drug empire. Hire some muscle. Focus more on expanding my customer base than getting people killed. That being said, kill anyone who tries to shut me down.
[2] You don't manage to expand your empire, but you still manage to hook some enemies on the stuff, making them unfit for combat
-5 enemies
Be Town. Summon Cthulhu.
[6] You summon the ultimate Lovecraftian horror-Cthulhu. It needs a sacrifice though. . .
-10 town
+1 "town" Cthulhu
-10 Town for autonomous death toll
Town: 1299
Enemies: 5639