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Author Topic: Siege!  (Read 15717 times)

NRDL

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #60 on: October 02, 2016, 05:30:14 pm »

Recruit mercenaries to come to the aid of the town.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #61 on: October 03, 2016, 05:09:44 am »

Offer myself to The Entity to be transformed into a unstoppable force of death and sacrifice in it's name.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

S34N1C

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #62 on: October 03, 2016, 08:52:01 am »

Run around shooting enemies with my minigun to charge up my ult again.
[4] You shoot a whole bunch of enemies and get your ult charged.
-20 enemies

Time to go slaughter some enemies: feed on them and turn them into slave vampires. Night raid if I can't handle the sunlight.
[4] You decide to wait until night to feed. You sneak around the enemy camp turning several people into tralls.
you are now in command of 5 vampire thralls.
-5 enemies
+5 "town"

Respawn.Go charging into enemy lines with a Sherman tank.
[3] You charge into the enemy with your shiny new tank!
-15 enemies

The Nosferatu has the right idea, attack enemies and turn then in my zombie slaves
[5] You attack the enemy turning them into zombie slaves
you also have 5 slaves to command
-5 enemies
+5 "town"

Enemy Team:
Set the buildings on fire with a magical fire that spreads to and destroys stone and water, then.
What could possibly go wrong?

InB4 gets a 6 and sets the water vapor in the air on fire.
well, you said it, not me[1] You try to cast the aforementioned spell, but you set all the water in your body(and those of your friends) on fire.
-5 ememies
RESPAWN?

Sell crack to the enemy, get them all hooked on ma drugs.
[6] You get a quite a few of the enemies hooked on yo drugs. But some of the town gets in on that action too.
-10 town
-30 enemies

Recruit mercenaries to come to the aid of the town.
[6] You get a large group of mercenaries to aid the town. Unfortunately some of them get confused and accidentally join the enemy team
+200 town
+50 enemies

Offer myself to The Entity to be transformed into a unstoppable force of death and sacrifice in it's name.
[3] The Entity accepts your offering, and you become a massive force of death.

-10 town for autonomous death toll


Town:1339
Enemies: 5846
« Last Edit: October 03, 2016, 03:37:33 pm by S34N1C »
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #63 on: October 03, 2016, 11:03:51 am »

Charge in with a large makeshift cleaver and brutally slaughter anyone who stands in my way, friend or foe. Also, try to find some bear traps to place around the town to catch other "heroes" for me to kill.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

ziizo

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #64 on: October 03, 2016, 11:18:27 am »

Trick Dustan Hache into rampaging trough his own army and away from the town
« Last Edit: October 03, 2016, 04:22:41 pm by ziizo »
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Poohbah

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #65 on: October 03, 2016, 12:15:02 pm »

jump to the moon to find advanced alien weaponry
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Coolrune206

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #66 on: October 03, 2016, 12:54:54 pm »

Pop my ult one final time, unleashing the entire clip.
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Ozarck

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #67 on: October 03, 2016, 03:32:00 pm »

Feed on the enemy again, creating more thralls and generating an atmosphere of fear in the ranks.

Yottawhat

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #68 on: October 03, 2016, 03:33:53 pm »

Kidnap a townie and sell it's soul to the Infernal ones for daemonic favors.
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(1) You start forward with determination and certainty. You carry this determination with you right into the gaping crater that opens under your feet. You fall into a pit. The sounds of combat above dim, along with the light from the suns. In the quiet below, you hear some other noises instead.

NRDL

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #69 on: October 03, 2016, 03:38:16 pm »

Spread rumours amongst the enemy about unfair treatment of the soldiers by their officers, encourage desertion.
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KiwiOui

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #70 on: October 03, 2016, 08:04:17 pm »

Continue rampaging in the tank, seeking out officers & leaders.
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Kiwis- Odd man out of both the animal and plant kingdoms.
Didn't we get the pilot? Can't we scan his brain?
If we did, +1, but I think they either got scrambled by the tractor beam or got blown out into space.
This is a normal discussion, folks.

ATHATH

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #71 on: October 03, 2016, 09:08:33 pm »

Respawn as the water-fire.

Burn EVERYTHING.
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I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

helmacon

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #72 on: October 03, 2016, 09:11:45 pm »

Expand my drug empire. Hire some muscle. Focus more on expanding my customer base than getting people killed. That being said, kill anyone who tries to shut me down.
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Sosoku234

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #73 on: October 04, 2016, 08:10:53 am »

Be Town. Summon Cthulhu.
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S34N1C

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Re: Siege!
« Reply #74 on: October 04, 2016, 08:46:03 am »

Charge in with a large makeshift cleaver and brutally slaughter anyone who stands in my way, friend or foe. Also, try to find some bear traps to place around the town to catch other "heroes" for me to kill.
[4] You fly into a murderous rage, killing friend and foe alike. You also manage to find some bear traps and lay them in clever places around town.
-15 town
-10 enemies

Trick Dustan Hache into rampaging trough his own army and away from the town
[1] You try to trick him, but he just kills you in his murderous rage
((you count as one of the -15 in Dustan's action))
RESPAWN?

jump to the moon to find advanced alien weaponry
[2] You get a cramp when you try to jump. Ouchie

Pop my ult one final time, unleashing the entire clip.
[3] You pop your ult, unleashing the entire clip! But because your minigun is so inaccurate, a lot of the bullets miss. Still, you rack up quite the kill count.
-90 enemies

Feed on the enemy again, creating more thralls and generating an atmosphere of fear in the ranks.
[4] You feed on enemy soldiers, creating more thralls and creating an atmosphere of fear in the ranks. Several of the enemy are close to deserting.
-5 enemies
+5 "town" thralls

Kidnap a townie and sell it's soul to the Infernal ones for daemonic favors.
[6] The Infernal Ones accept your offering. They take your townie sacrifice, but they get a little overzealous and take some of your allies as well.
-1 town
-5 enemies

Spread rumours amongst the enemy about unfair treatment of the soldiers by their officers, encourage desertion.
[3] You encourage several enemies to desert, resulting in their deaths
-8 enemies

Continue rampaging in the tank, seeking out officers & leaders.
[5] You take out several officers, as well as a bunch of foot soldiers.
-20 enemies

Respawn as the water-fire.

Burn EVERYTHING.

[4] You spawn and start burning shit
-10 town
-10 enemies
((I guess you're on your own team now unless you want to be on your own.))

Expand my drug empire. Hire some muscle. Focus more on expanding my customer base than getting people killed. That being said, kill anyone who tries to shut me down.
[2] You don't manage to expand your empire, but you still manage to hook some enemies on the stuff, making them unfit for combat
-5 enemies

Be Town. Summon Cthulhu.
[6] You summon the ultimate Lovecraftian horror-Cthulhu. It needs a sacrifice though. . .
-10 town
+1 "town" Cthulhu

-10 Town for autonomous death toll

Town: 1299
Enemies: 5639
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