Scream "Come at me Bro!" then grab one of the enemies and use it as mace to kill others enemies.
[1] You scream "Come a at me bro!" And try to grab one of the enemies to use as a mace. While you do this, his friends shoot you.
-1 town
RESPAWN?ascend to godhood. Again.
[1] The gods decide that you're getting too big for your britches and smite you
-1 town
RESPAWN?Cast Burning Hands on random nearby, flammable-looking buildings in the city.
[2] You try to cast Burning Hands on a nearby building, but all the buildings near you are made of stone!
Obtain M134 minigun. Use my ultimate "Deadeye" again, this time with a much larger clip.
[2] You manage to find a M134 mini gun. You once again do your signature move, but people start shooting at you, and you are forced to take cover.
summon the demons of celzarr to help kill the enemy's
[1] Success! You summon the demons of Celzarr! Unfortunately, they decide that they would rather kill you.
-1 town
RESPAWN?Try getting Trogdor over here to burninate peasants. AGAIN!
Finally, someone rolls something other than a 1 or 2
[6] You summon
Trogdor the Burninator!!!! He flies over the battlefield and burninates the town. Due to the destructive nature of Trogdor, however, he cannot resist burninating some of the attacking army as well
-10 enemies
-40 town
Recruit some townies help to man a Gatling turret.
[5] You manage to coordinate some of your friends to help you man the turret. You start mowing down the enemy.
-15 enemies
Well shoot, start kidnapping folks and try selling them to the other side.
[3] You manage to kidnap 2 people, but now people know whose side you're really on, so you'll
probably be killed if you try to go there again
-3 town
+1 Enemy
Well, since I've been drained, may as well Rise as Nosferatu and consume!
[3] You rise again as
Nosferatu. You're still very weak from being drained, so you'll have to feed
next turn or risk re-dieing
+1 town
-10 town for autonomous death toll
Town:1,166
Enemies: 5,940
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