(Thought it was dead, didn't you?)
"Fine, I take out the sentries, you take the inside."
Shapeshift into an anaconda-like form, that blends with the ground. Sneak up on the nearest sentry.
(4) You manage to shape-shift into an anaconda. Naturally, since you don't have the 'mass does not matter' perk yet, you still have the mass of a human.
Wonderful.
Step out of sight and then suddenly Step out from behind a piece of funrinture next to a bandit inside the cave. Kill him with a machete and then start killing the rest.
(-Error-) That ability is not yet unlocked.
"Underestimating me will be your downfall. Now I will show you my true power!"
Powerful Blow of Truth!
Tulip Technique 「Red Knuckle」
(1 v 1) Your attacks smash into each other in such a way that you each take damage that pushes you below the combat's threshold. You are both healed to full health as you get the alert the combat was a draw. You both gain a level's worth of EXP! You gain two health! You will gain another perk next level.
Light up(the slime that is)
(5) The slime is on fire! The slime takes 1 damage from being on fire! The slime is too busy being on fire to attack you.
Slaughter all of the bandits through unfair and incredibly inhumane methods, butchering them to death. Then, after receiving thanks and rewards from the people I rescued, slaughter them too.
(6 v 5) You manage to get the drop on one of them and deal one damage! The bandits are now paying attention to you and will attack you next turn.
Do the rock quest. Don't put them in my inventory/hammerspace (Jeremy doesn't know that he has that)- move them into position manually/physically.
(3) You make some progress, but there is a really large rock you need to move that you is too heavy to get moving with your current method of lifting the rocks away.
Name: Bob
Age: 21
Class: Shonen Protagonist
Appearance: A late teen cool guy dressed in an extremely dark shade of your real clothing with neon-colored hair.
Level: 2
Health 12/12
Abilities
Not Done Yet - even the most powerful attack will leave you with 1 HP, even if the attack is a One Hit Knock Out, unless you are already at 1 HP.
Name: Kazuma
Age: 17
Class: Shonen Protagonist
Appearance: A late teen cool guy dressed in an extremely dark shade of your real clothing with neon-colored hair.
Level: 1.5
Health: 10/10
Abilities
Not Done Yet - even the most powerful attack will leave you with 1 HP, even if the attack is a One Hit Knock Out, unless you are already at 1 HP.
Name: Nix
Age: 18
Class: Amorphous blob
Appearance: A mass of slime in the shape of your body, including your clothing.
Level: 1
Health: 10/10
Abilities:
No True Form - Able to shapeshift your body into any shape you wish if you concentrate.
Name: Joshua Graham
Age: 28
Class: Pyromaniac
Appearance: Avatar with a red jumpsuit and a full face gas mask.
Level: 1
Health: 9/10
Abilities
Firestarter - Your inventory to has an autorefilling can of gas and an infinite lighter in your inventory.
Name: Jeremy P. Smith
Age: 82
Class: 1337 H4x0r
Appearance: An avatar that would look like they would fit in within a matrix movie.
Level: 1
Health: 10/10
Abilities:
See the Code - You can see what the programmed patterns of the enemy are.
Name: Jason Krueger
Age: 18
Class: Horror Villain
Appearance: A masked individual in a blood-splattered set of clothes
Level: 1
Health: 10/10
Abilities
No Hinderance, causing you to be immune to all status effects.
Name: Magical "Girl" Marigold Mauler (male)
Age: 35
Class: Magical Girl
Appearance: Ateenaged girl that would not look out of place in the sailor moon series.
Level: 1
Health: 12/12
Abilities
Power of Friendship Most bosses that are defeated by you to become summonable allies, if a speech is given.