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Author Topic: Asin's Trinket Emporium.  (Read 8807 times)

Puppyguard

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #120 on: January 29, 2017, 11:52:54 pm »

A noise like thunder is heard as a giant slug barrels through the window and through most of the patrons, knocking them down.
The slug itself smashes into a timber beam causing the whole building to shake. and some priceless porcelain to shatter.

"Gurgle gurgle..."
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Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #121 on: January 30, 2017, 07:06:40 am »

Asin: What in the hell?
*pulls out his crossbow and shoots at the thing*

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #122 on: January 30, 2017, 01:08:06 pm »

The elephant seal man pulls several tons of native silver ore from his flabby pouch, and drops the massive boulder on the floor, accidentally splatting the giant slug to a nauseating pulp.


"I'll just put it right here then. Awfully sorry."
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Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #123 on: January 30, 2017, 02:00:32 pm »

Asin: Thank you.

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #124 on: January 30, 2017, 03:19:53 pm »

Silver Spiderman exits the bar to go hunt down the Wide-eyed dude. A day later he returns with the guy's head, and plops it down onto the table. "Do you buy vampire heads?"
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #125 on: January 30, 2017, 04:06:07 pm »

There's a sound of an cave-in beneath the shop that sounded like it came from the root cellar.

((if this place doesn't have one of those just ignore this.))
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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #126 on: January 30, 2017, 04:13:21 pm »

The two dwarves mutter something inaudible, drowned out by the other patrons.

And there you have it!

The Life and Death of The Life and Death of Kokeb Longsilver!

We'll be leaving now.

G'day!

The two dwarves exit, forgetting to bring their Fluffy Wamblers.
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Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #127 on: January 30, 2017, 04:15:51 pm »

Silver Spiderman exits the bar to go hunt down the Wide-eyed dude. A day later he returns with the guy's head, and plops it down onto the table. "Do you buy vampire heads?"

Asin: No.

The two dwarves mutter something inaudible, drowned out by the other patrons.

And there you have it!

The Life and Death of The Life and Death of Kokeb Longsilver!

We'll be leaving now.

G'day!

The two dwarves exit, forgetting to bring their Fluffy Wamblers.


Asin: Hey! You forgot these!

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #128 on: January 30, 2017, 04:24:35 pm »

A human mannequin, displaying nothing more than a white cotton shirt and a pair of underwear, carefully gets off it's stand, and walks to the counter.
"..Sir? I was wondering if you had any sort of sewing kit in stock.
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Work on a potential forum game for my return to Bay12. Figure out parts that puzzled me before. Find more things to figure out that I can't. Work on another game instead of solving them. Get distracted and stop working. Remember it a week or two later. Remember I'm still on hiatus. Illogically, Be too ashamed to return yet. Repeat ad nauseam.

Finally have a game completely ready. Wait a week before posting it out of laziness.

Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #129 on: January 30, 2017, 05:52:11 pm »

(You realize this is DF based, right?)

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #130 on: January 30, 2017, 07:30:02 pm »

The man sitting on his stool stands, and puts his stool behind his back.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #131 on: January 30, 2017, 07:34:28 pm »

A brown recluse spider man drags a silk wrapped lump into the shop.
It sets the lump on the counter.

"Do you skin creatures here?"
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Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #132 on: January 30, 2017, 07:35:30 pm »

Asin: Uh...

What is it?

Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #133 on: January 30, 2017, 07:37:08 pm »

A human mannequin, displaying nothing more than a white cotton shirt and a pair of underwear, carefully gets off it's stand, and walks to the counter.
"..Sir? I was wondering if you had any sort of sewing kit in stock.

Asin: Nope. Sorry.

The man sitting on his stool stands, and puts his stool behind his back.

Asin: ?

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #134 on: January 30, 2017, 07:39:56 pm »

He walks up to the counter, and pulls a *copper figurine of tayldis* out. How much would this sell for?
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