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Author Topic: Asin's Trinket Emporium.  (Read 8821 times)

TankKit

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #105 on: January 29, 2017, 11:50:58 am »
*Sigh* He grabs a throwing dagger from his back and throws it out through the door, hitting Wide-eyed man in the foot.
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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #106 on: January 29, 2017, 12:49:35 pm »
A koblod thief walks in, grabs a small, valuable trinket, and leaves, only getting spotted by a stray dog after he was 40~ feet away from the shop.
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #107 on: January 29, 2017, 12:56:52 pm »
Asin: ...

*drinks Longland beer*
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #108 on: January 29, 2017, 01:12:43 pm »
Extremely wide eyed man yanks the dagger out of his foot and throws it back, but the spidermanTM dodges. Wide-eyed man then chugs some of the badger blood and resumes running.

Two rowdy drunken dwarves enter moments after he departs.

I'm telling you it was Winerum he gave us!

It was most evidently Rumwine.

Winerum!

Rumwine!

Winerum!

Rumwine!

Rumwine!

Winerum!

Rumwinerum!

Winerumwine!

I concede. On second thought, it must have been Winerumwine.

Ginol, have you forgotten your manners? Introduce yourself, you ignorant clout! We are so rude to have not introduced ourselves yet!

How rude of us!

Stupid of us!

Inconsiderate of us!

Idiotic of us!

Churlish of us!

Enough of this! We must introduce ourselves!

I am Ginol the Brave!

And I am Vedolu Steelsmiter!

Wait, maybe I'm Vedolu Steelsmiter!

No, that's me.

You're right, I must be Ginol the Brave.

Of course I'm right. I'm always right.

But let us get to business!

Wamblers!

Fluffy ones!

Very fluffy!

Fluffiest you've got!

And lots of 'em!

Lots of lots!

Lots of lots of lots!

Not lots of lots of lots, you dolt, just lots of lots!

No, we do need lots of lots of lots!

My apologies. But yes, my good shopkeeper, Fluffy Wamblers are what we require!

Fluffy Wamblers are what we desire!

Indeed sire, my desire rages like a pyre, aflame with white fire!

My need for Wamblers soars higher and higher, and of waiting I tire!

Thicker than briar, my desire is quite dire!

If you have some Wamblers, I'll be your buyer!
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In the end, the winner is the one with the most snake venom.

Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #109 on: January 29, 2017, 01:18:34 pm »
Asin: Fluffy wamblers? Let me get them...

*goes to the back of the shop and grabs the wamblers*
Here's 50 of them. A copper each.

And what were you talking about with that Rumwine or Wimerum thing?
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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #110 on: January 29, 2017, 01:26:29 pm »
Koblod wearing a(Very shoddy) dwarf costume arrives. "Would ye be willing to purchase this fine valuable trinket from me, who is definitely a dwarf, and not a koblod thief?"
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #111 on: January 29, 2017, 01:30:45 pm »
Asin: That's no trinket you are holding.
That's a copper figurine of Zan Blushdirt, the current dwarven king!

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #112 on: January 29, 2017, 01:34:03 pm »
"Right, I, definitely a dwarf, knew that. Right."
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Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2018, 05:05:38 am
Don't eat ghosts, that's how we got into this mess to begin with.

Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #113 on: January 29, 2017, 01:36:42 pm »
Asin: Hmm...
*tugs on the beard*


Wait...
This is horse hair!
*removes the disguise*
Aha! A kobold!
Run, skulking filth!
*chases the kobold out of the store*
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NJW2000

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #114 on: January 29, 2017, 01:57:41 pm »
A well-groomed fifty foot giant elephant seal man pokes his head and shoulders through the door. Timbers groan. He opens his massive jaws.


"GOT ANY GLASSBLOWING EQUIPMENT? I'M ALL OUT."
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One wheel short of a wagon

Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #115 on: January 29, 2017, 02:00:17 pm »
Asin: Uh, I just might.

*Pulls out various glassblowing tools and supplies*
Huh.

That'll be 6 silver coins.
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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #116 on: January 29, 2017, 02:08:23 pm »
"OOOOH... I'M NOT SURE THAT I'VE GOT MUCH OF YOUR CURRENCY. WOULD PAYMENT IN NATIVE SILVER BE ACCEPTABLE? TERRIBLY SORRY."

The smell from the animal person's mouth could best be described as fermented whale.
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One wheel short of a wagon

Rethi-Eli

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #117 on: January 29, 2017, 10:08:09 pm »
Thank you, good sir!

50 coppers, you say?

50 coppers! I seem to only have 24 coppers!

I, too, only have 50 coppers.

How about 48 coppers and a play of your choice?

Any play!

You name it!

We act it!
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In the end, the winner is the one with the most snake venom.

Asin

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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #118 on: January 29, 2017, 10:32:48 pm »
Quote from: NJW2000 on January 29, 2017, 02:08:23 pm
"OOOOH... I'M NOT SURE THAT I'VE GOT MUCH OF YOUR CURRENCY. WOULD PAYMENT IN NATIVE SILVER BE ACCEPTABLE? TERRIBLY SORRY."

The smell from the animal person's mouth could best be described as fermented whale.

Asin: Sure.

Quote from: Rethi-Eli on January 29, 2017, 10:08:09 pm
Thank you, good sir!

50 coppers, you say?

50 coppers! I seem to only have 24 coppers!

I, too, only have 50 coppers.

How about 48 coppers and a play of your choice?

Any play!

You name it!

We act it!

Asin: The Life and Death of Kokeb Longsilver!
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Re: Asin's Trinket Emporium.
« Reply #119 on: January 29, 2017, 11:43:57 pm »
A man walks in, pulls a stoll out from behind his back, and sits.
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