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[Infinityforce]

THE COST IS NOW 80 GOLD COINS (it doubles every time you do or don't pay)

ALTERNATIVELY, GIVE ME; GHOST OF THE CRAZY GUY, A JOB AT YOUR SHOP WHERE I WILL SERVE YOU AS MY MASTER.
FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 160 GOLD COINS

(throws stuff randomly across the shop to prove his effectiveness, pelting your family members with wambler remains in the process)

EDIT:
ALSO, MEMORIALIZE THE FLUFFY WAMBLERS YOU KILLED. INCLUDING THE GOLDEN, PLATINUM ENCRUSTED ONE.

ALSO, MEMORIALIZE MY HORSEY

EDIT 2

ALSO, MEMORIALIZE THE 500 GOBLIN AND ELF SOLDIERS.... BY NAME

EDIT 3
Crazy guy's Horsey: "Can you lend me 20 bucks?"
Goblin/Elf army ghosts: "Me too!"
"I need at least 30"
"If he gets some I want some!"
"I'm going to take it from all of you, and him, so shut up!"

"I want the Horsey!"
"Horsey's a ghost now..."
"I still want it!"

"If we're allowed to have ghosts, I want all you guys, and the golden/platinum wambler's ghost!"
"Dude, gold and platinum have no use in the spiritual world"
"I'm sure if we fling around these wambler remains, we can reanimate the corpse. Any necromancers here?

"...It didn't work.."
"Asin, I'll sell you these wambler remains for 1 MILLION coins, whaddya say?"

Fluffy Wamblers ghost: "I killed a Bronze Colossus once. Good times. Never thought I'd end up like this."
Golden/Platinum Wambler's ghost: "I miss you, real world. Now I am not alive I have all of eternity to reflect on my sins..."

[Infinityforce]

The fluffy wambler shudders to life!

*ghosts: yaaay!*

Fluffy wambler : "Kill meeeeee"

Horsey's ghost : "Me next! Me next!"

[Asin]

Here's a job. You are my delivery ghost. Here is the money. *gives you the coins* *makes a memorial to the wamblers and horse* *Asin leaves the store* *A few days pass* *Asin returns* Alright, I know every single name of each soldier. *3 days pass* Finally, I finished the memorials... Now, will the madness end?

[Infinityforce]

Smoke rises from the memorials, and Asin Bravemeadow feels a little happier, his heart unburdened, and his wallet lighter.

[Asin]

Phew. Now, back to work! Berath, your job is to help with heavy lifting like carrying 6 lead doors and whatnot.
Isos, would you mind greeting the customers?
Dad and Mom, you can help me clean the shop when it is very dirty from the mud and other nasty things people step in. Dad, could you also alert me when people are trying to steal from the store?
Mer and Astesh, you can help repair the shop when stuff falls apart, like if one of the walls was smashed open by a troll.
Torish, I know you've been taking brewing classes, so could you help brew some beer for us to drink and some beer to sold in the store?
Berath: "Yes, my brother!"
Isos: "Well, it's better than no job whatsoever."
Sulus (Asin's father):  "Hahaha! Giving your father the easy stuff! I'll take it."
Ish (Asin's mother): "I remember when I cleaned your room for you that one time."
Mer: "Ah, been a long time since I've repaired anything! I'm sure I'll remember something."
Astesh: "As long as I get a hammer."
Torish: "Can do, Asin. I have been helping your family out for years and I will not stop."

[Asin]

Boy, business is slow...

[Asin]

(My apologies for a triple post... For the love of bump.)

[Rethi-Eli]

Is this still open?

[Puppyguard]

A portal opens and a massive slug destroys half the shop.
gurgling it grows wings and flys back into the portal.

[Asin]

Is this still open?

Asin: Yes sir! What would ya like?

A portal opens and a massive slug destroys half the shop.
gurgling it grows wings and flys back into the portal.

What just happened?

[Rethi-Eli]

Wide eyed twitchy man enters.

Hello! Hello there! Hello! Do you carry any silver weapons? Anything is fine. Just make sure it's silver.

[Asin]

Asin: A silver dagger for about 5 copper.

[Rethi-Eli]

Wonderful! Yes! T-thank you!

Wide eyed twitchy man throws a handful coins at you and runs out, screaming something about vampires.

[Asin]

Asin: S-See ya!

[Rethi-Eli]

Wide-eyed twitchy man returns. He is bleeding from the neck, and rather pale.

D-do you happen to have any blood on hand?