THE COST IS NOW 80 GOLD COINS (it doubles every time you do or don't pay)
ALTERNATIVELY, GIVE ME; GHOST OF THE CRAZY GUY, A JOB AT YOUR SHOP WHERE I WILL SERVE YOU AS MY MASTER.
FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 160 GOLD COINS
(throws stuff randomly across the shop to prove his effectiveness, pelting your family members with wambler remains in the process)
EDIT:
ALSO, MEMORIALIZE THE FLUFFY WAMBLERS YOU KILLED. INCLUDING THE GOLDEN, PLATINUM ENCRUSTED ONE.
ALSO, MEMORIALIZE MY HORSEY
EDIT 2
ALSO, MEMORIALIZE THE 500 GOBLIN AND ELF SOLDIERS.... BY NAME
EDIT 3
Crazy guy's Horsey: "Can you lend me 20 bucks?"
Goblin/Elf army ghosts: "Me too!"
"I need at least 30"
"If he gets some I want some!"
"I'm going to take it from all of you, and him, so shut up!"
"I want the Horsey!"
"Horsey's a ghost now..."
"I still want it!"
"If we're allowed to have ghosts, I want all you guys, and the golden/platinum wambler's ghost!"
"Dude, gold and platinum have no use in the spiritual world"
"I'm sure if we fling around these wambler remains, we can reanimate the corpse. Any necromancers here?
"...It didn't work.."
"Asin, I'll sell you these wambler remains for 1 MILLION coins, whaddya say?"
Fluffy Wamblers ghost: "I killed a Bronze Colossus once. Good times. Never thought I'd end up like this."
Golden/Platinum Wambler's ghost: "I miss you, real world. Now I am not alive I have all of eternity to reflect on my sins..."