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[Asin]

What?! That's not a map to Beerheart. It's to the Mountainhome...

[Infinityforce]

LET'S GO THERE THEN, AND TORTURE EVERYONE FOR INFORMATION AS TO THE LOCATION OF BEERHEART! HURRAY!

[Asin]

I don't think they quite care about Beerheart. The Mountainhome has way more riches if that's what you want.

[Infinityforce]

No, it's definitely on that crazy guys instructions.
"Avenge me at Beerheart. Kill all the women and children. Look after my horsey when I'm gone. Water the plants. Torture the shopkeeper and/or the mountainhome for info if you need it, or just for fun"
See?

[Asin]

Oh. Well. Follow the map to the mountainhome and they'll tell you. Wait. Who exactly was that man, anyway?

[Infinityforce]

*The goblins and elves look at each other and shrug*
I think he said.... he was YOUR FATHER! *points dramatically to shopkeep*
*leaves and falls into a volcano they didn't see. A river of molten steel runs out.*

[Asin]

Well, looks like Beerheart is safe. And my question didn't het answered. (Gets pigeon and attaches note to it)
(The note reads: Dear family, it seems Beerheart is not quite safe anymore. I advise you to stay with me at the shop. I have plenty of spare space easily convertable to bedrooms and the like.
                   From your son, Asin Bravemeadow.

P.S. Father, you can bring some of your friends along.
P.P.S. Father, someone was trying to be you and failed.)

(sends out pigeon to the sky)

[Infinityforce]

*ghost: your father would be proud of the young man you've become, Asin Bravemeadows! Go in peace when your time comes*
EDIT:
*ghost: also, can you lend me 20 gold coins?*

[Asin]

You are saying that as if he died. He's 128! A little old, but he's otherwise fine. Oh, my pigeon's back. (The note has a checkmark on it.) Ah, they are coming soon!
*2 days later*
Mother! Father! Sister Isos! Brother Berath! Oh, and hello, Mes, Torish, and Astesh! How was the trip? Oh, and don't mind the ghost.

[Infinityforce]

Brother
"Hello there brother, Can you lend me 20 Gold coins?

Sister
"Me too. I need it for... stuff"

Everyone else, including parents
"Don't forget me!
"If you don't give me gold coins, you no longer love me...
"Me too! Me too! I want gold coins!
"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT GOLD COINS ARE
"I know I WANT THEM AND I WANT THEM NOW!
"Asin, share with the rest of us, now you're rich, you have to repay me for all the sexual favours I gave you when we were younger
"Give me some cash or I'll TAKE it from your corpse while you're asleep
"Where's the bathroom, I need to peeeeeeeeee
"Why is there a map to the mountainhome in splattered remains here?
"I need some gold coins for a date tonight with a sexy kobold
"Date? Suuuuure it is....
"Son, I won't lie to you. I need gold coins for drugs. Lots of drugs. Give me all your money. RIGHT NOW.

[Asin]

Yeah, I know it's you, you poltergeist! Stop taking over their bodies! *engraves memorial to the crazy guy*

[Infinityforce]

*the crazy dude's ghost flies into the memorial. The writing writhes in arcane and esoteric patterns.
Eventually it slows down to read:

INSERT 20 GOLD COINS

HAUNTING RESUMES IN 3....2....1....

[Asin]

Fine, here is money. Also the bathroom is outside. Now, will you leave my family alone?

[Infinityforce]

THE COST HAS INCREASED TO 40 GOLD COINS.

PAY IT OR BE SQUARE

[Asin]

Take 60! There! No more! You could buy your way into heaven now! Oh wait, you want more?! Take 90! Take 100!