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Author Topic: You are an Independent Scientist! (Nov 12, 2016)  (Read 37101 times)

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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #240 on: October 16, 2016, 08:45:45 pm »

Guys,

what we need to do is contact Google.

Google's always up for buying cool shit.

We make cool shit.

Let's sell cool shit to Google.
Good idea, but there are other companies to consider as well.

Apple would like it cause it would fix the iPhones battery problems if we could make it smaller

Samsung would probably like batteries that don't explode.

Duracell and other battery companies would piss their pants if they saw the MK4, so they would pay a lot for it.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #241 on: October 16, 2016, 08:48:09 pm »

Sell to the highest bidder!
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #242 on: December 28, 2016, 12:19:18 am »

October 27th, 2016

The worst thing happened today. You lost your job! At first it was just a regular day at Trademart but just because you got into a harmless argument with a random customer about the feasibility of turning the Trademart into a giant robot and crushing said random customer's house, you got fired! It was just harmless talk!
But your unenlightened boss refused to see the cooler parts of your discussion and decided to fire you. Hmph. No more job.

You have better things to do with your time, anyways. Like selling your inventions to companies. Yet you still don't really know how to go about that. You thought about it for quite a bit but in the end you just couldn't think of a company to sell it to even though plenty of names went through your mind. Ultimately you decide to do a bit of research instead of just thinking of companies off of the top of your mind. After a frustrating note-to-self to add an internet browser to your own data terminal, you head to the library where you greet the librarian with your standard grunt and walk over to the computer.

There's only one energy company in this half of the country, apparently. You decide to not think about the logistics of such a monopoly and do some more research on them and possible alternatives. Other companies do exist, but they're too small and fractured compared to the behemoth that is EnergyCo™. An exhausting undetermined period of time later, you exit the library with a phone number and walk to the nearest payphone and call them. They hang up on you. You think you heard laughing beforehand.
You even try calling some other companies, and get the same exact result.
Great.

The rest of the day is spent inventing stuff.
Your first idea is a laser-thing used to measure the distance of impacts. But you don't actually know what you're thinking about. It sounds like a rangefinder, but you can't actually determine what you want to build with lasers and computers.
Your second idea is a small remote-controlled robot. Without any specific materials in mind, you're quite proud of how you went about making this thing. You used the parts of 2x old phones to handle the remote control aspect and 4x scrap metal and 4x electronics for everything else. The wheels were made with some rubber bought from a nearby store for $20.

The result is impressive. The bot is extremely maneuverable - able to traverse just about any obstacle that's not bigger than the bot itself, and even then. It can quickly make turns without flipping and has great speeds for a remote controlled vehicle. Some tests revealed the ability to control it from up to 10 miles away, but that's sadly not that useful since you can't see where it is, where it's going, and what it's doing when you're not within eyesight of it. It lasts about a week (which is good, but not amazing) on a MK4 cell once one is inserted into its convenient cell slot. The controller is makeshift and simple, but it works.
You're calling it the Remote-Controlled Robot for now for lack of a better name.


You harvested 2 ml of venom, selling all 2 ml for the usual $40.

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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!

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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #243 on: December 28, 2016, 12:29:10 am »

Use the robot to steal items, as you need more money.

and let's go scavenging for more parts to build more of them and buy some ram sticks if we can to speed up the data terminal.

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« Last Edit: December 28, 2016, 01:29:22 am by ☼Another☼ »
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #244 on: December 28, 2016, 01:05:57 am »

Use the robot to steal items, as you need more money.
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and let's go scavenging for more parts to build more of them and buy some ram sticks if we can to speed up the data terminal.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #245 on: December 28, 2016, 01:20:33 am »

Use the robot to steal items, as you need more money.
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and let's go scavenging for more parts to build more of them and buy some ram sticks if we can to speed up the data terminal.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #246 on: December 28, 2016, 03:06:18 am »

I meant to recreate the motion-tracker from the Alien movies. You point a laser at a surface and if the surface vibrates then the laser-dot makes that vibration visible and the computer measures the frequency and volume of the vibration to determine distance. You have three lasers and use triangulation to go from a distance to a location. You point the contraption at a surface and can see the location of any impacts upon that surface. It wouldn't work so well on brick floors, but wooden ones might work and metal ones should be just fine. Bonus points because ventilation shafts are often metal and aliens love them. A short-range motion-detector just seems like the most basic level of unnatural awareness that every superior mind should possess.

Simple version: Point lasers at a solid object and a screen displays the location of everyone that walks on that object.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #247 on: December 28, 2016, 05:24:08 pm »

Use the robot to steal items, as you need more money.
+1


and let's go scavenging for more parts to build more of them and buy some ram sticks if we can to speed up the data terminal.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #248 on: December 28, 2016, 11:03:59 pm »

October 28th, 2016

Theft is hard.
You discovered this today when you tried to use your new remote-controlled robot (which still needs a new name, by the way) to steal things. You didn't know what you were going to steal, where you were going to steal from, or how you were going to use the robot to steal things, but dammit you're going to steal things and enjoy stealing things! See, your drone doesn't have any actual space for storing things unless said things are gently laid on top of it one-at-a-time, which isn't subtle. It also doesn't have any kind of manipulator limbs meaning you have to steal for it. You don't let these pesky facts get in the way of your mission, however.
You used your robot to cause some commotion in a convenience store, distracting the employees while you made out with $90 of goods. A nice haul, but you shouldn't do this too much or they'll quickly catch onto it.

Now for some good ol' scavenging. You got really lucky today and found enough materials to build two more drones. That's 4x Old Phones, 8x Scrap Metal, and 8x Electronics. It took quite a bit of time, but hey, that's the cost of progress.
While doing "errands" you also head to a computer store to buy some RAM for your data terminal. After installing 8gb worth of RAM you got for $60, you check your data terminal and find it's much faster than before. Now it's actually comparable to other computers in some aspects!

You spend the afternoon and rest of the day inventing a laser-impact-determinator-thing. This ends up being quite an expensive endeavor. You spend $170 to get 3 lasers of sufficient quality and a screen. You also end up dipping into your stock of just-salvaged electronics - 3x Electronics, to be exact - to actually get it functional, but in the end you have tangible result. A good one.
The Laser Impact Triangulation Device (name also pending) is a very unwieldy handheld device. The unwieldiness comes from its power source - a MK4 Energ-E fuel cell - which accounts for most of the device's mass. It lasts about a week before depleting its cell.
In terms of how well it accomplishes its intended task, it excels. It has a range of a mile and up to a mile away it retains optimal accuracy. The display, while not pretty, accurately displays the impacts of objects on something's surface with extreme accuracy. You have no idea what you'll use it for, but you know that it'll work well.

You harvested 1 ml of venom and sold it for $20.

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You should really look to the wilderness for your stealth ideas, it has been doing it much longer than you have after all. Take squids for example, that ink trick works pretty well, and in water too! So you just sneak into the dam upsteam, dump several megatons of distressed squid into it, then break the dam. Boom, you suddenly have enough water-proof stealth for a whole city!

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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #249 on: December 29, 2016, 12:05:25 am »

Try to create a robot better for stealing things. Maybe something aerial this time, better to escape from situations, but at the cost of carrying capacity.

Add a grabber arm and a basket to put stuff in

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Do some research into museums. Art museums, to be more specific. We have a heist to do.

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« Last Edit: December 29, 2016, 03:26:21 pm by ☼Another☼ »
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #250 on: December 29, 2016, 12:08:46 am »

The LITR looks pretty useful for lots of stuff.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #251 on: December 29, 2016, 12:57:32 am »

Exact revenge by turning Trademart into a robot... with the boss and stuuupid customer still inside.
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #252 on: December 29, 2016, 01:23:47 am »

Try to create a robot better for stealing things. Maybe something aerial this time, better to escape from situations, but at the cost of carrying capacity.
Add a grabber arm and a basket to put stuff in
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #253 on: December 29, 2016, 01:03:44 pm »

Try to create a robot better for stealing things. Maybe something aerial this time, better to escape from situations, but at the cost of carrying capacity.
Add a grabber arm and a basket to put stuff in
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Re: You are an Independent Scientist!
« Reply #254 on: December 29, 2016, 02:50:35 pm »

Make a point of trying to find out who has been buying all the scorpion venom. Perhaps we can begin to use our computer knowledge (which seems rather extensive) to work on some form of virus or malware to gather data on our venom customer?
We should also check to see whether any of our university "colleagues" are willing to help with making money off of the fuel cell. Maybe some of the students would be willing to help with some of the more legal projects?
« Last Edit: December 29, 2016, 02:56:06 pm by Strider03 »
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