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[KaineFisher]

(How wide is the door? If he can Khaiden will be in the middle of the group entering. If not he's keeping someone between him and the opening.)

[Insanegame27]

Reserti is right by his boss's side

[S34N1C]

Dexter is probably near the front of the group, because all the others are cowards worried about their survival.

[KaineFisher]

Khaiden keeps trying to project confidence through his body language.

[Kuma]

Vhan is close to the front and takes note of the room

[~Neri]

The group enters. One by one.


Upon entering. The party is treated to an.. Interesting sight. An assorted cast of very peculiarly dressed individuals sit around, and in one case atop a rather large wooden dining table. There are a number of unoccupied chairs, specifically twenty, interestingly, it appears as though some of chairs were specifically chosen for certain party member's sizes and heights, there's even a lil stool for the Cat and an oversized armchair for the lizard. That's more than a little surreal. There's even a chair for the lizards. All of the figures present are adorned with hats of varying types. Including but not limited to, a pope hat, a hat with literal fruit in it, a top hat, a cheese wheel, and a live Viza. Even the cat has a lil hat. Said Cat is being stroked by what is presumably a female sitting atop the table and wearing what appear to be a tiara. A pair of small children, also wearing hats chase each other around said table, giggling as they play.

Suddenly. The skeleton with the tophat from earlier bursts out of the wall almost frantically on the other side of the room, holding an oversized fedora and revealing that specific panel to lead to a hidden area before throwing the fedora like a frisbee  in an exaggerated manner at the hatless Lizard. The hat flies inches above one of the seated figures, who does not react, however it misses and continues on to land softly atop the lizard's head. The hat is seemingly perfectly sized for the lizard. Huh.

"Ah. It appears dinner has arrived." The figure sitting on the table speaks. Almost with a british infliction. Holding a straight face for approximately five seconds before spontaneously bursting into hysterical laughter. Thirteen of the fourteen figures sitting at the table sigh loudly. As if they've heard this exact thing before and have grown sick of it. The fourteenth chuckles quietly, covering their mouth as if attempting to stifle laughter.

"Vhat seriously. Have a seat. It's vhun hat vhivesday." The man with the pope hat says.

What do?

[Insanegame27]

"We're here with a business proposition" Reserti says, taking a seat, "I'll let my boss handle the details, but it is immensely profitable for you. We have everything you could ever want, more than you can understand. I don't even understand a lot of it. Running hot water! Costless Magic!"

[Bill Chompski]

Danh just stands by the side of the door, gun held in a relaxed position, cautiously watching it all.
The fuck is this? He thinks.
The fuck is that? He wonders.
The fuck are these people? He contemplates.

[S34N1C]

To Reserti over comms:
"Ratodx said to let him do the talking. Please don't put all the chips on the table right at the start.

What's the verdict, Ratodx? Sit?"

[Kuma]

Vhan laughs a little and quietly takes a seat close to any lizards or Kobolds (if any) and wishes they had a hat too but settles for putting their hood on. Vhan also examines each person at the table and also looks up and at the walls for anything of interest

[somemildmanneredidiot]

Ratodx immediately mutes Reserti the moment he starts talking and thanks the Mad God for CO permissions.

Comms: "Do as he says and take a seat. If they tell you that you're in the wrong seat, I will apologize on your behalf and you will go to a different seat that they direct you to."

Ratodx takes a seat in the one that looks to be set for him.

To the Vampire: "Thank you for the seating arrangements, that was quiet thoughtful of you. So, how has your Fivesday been so far?"

[Kuma]

Vhan raises hand and waits to be called on by the head Vampire

[somemildmanneredidiot]

Vhan raises hand and waits to be called on by the head Vampire

Comms: "You have a question Vhan?"

[S34N1C]

"Copy that."

Dexter sits in a chair.

((Going to bed. Dexter will follow whatever orders he is given. If he is in the wrong chair, he will apologies profusely and ask which chair he should sit in (unless Ratodx doesn't want him to speak)))

[Bill Chompski]

Comms: "I ain't taking a seat in here. I'll walk out into the hall, but I'm not sitting down."