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[vkiNm]

Nothing out of the ordinary, really. Amadou is neither dead, dying or undead. He does seems ever so slightly less alive as he heals people with magic, though.

[Insanegame27]

When Reserti gets fixed, he will take his bow out of it's cover, string it and nock an arrow. Then he aims at the microwave with the string at half-draw, "Give me one reason I shouldn't kill that thing..."

[~Neri]

((A reminder PSA: Bold thine actions. They're much easier to notice when bolded.))

[Prophet]

Ah thank you comrades for your help. Also hello kinsman it is good to see you. I don't believe that I have introduced myself. I am Melnakos vis Stridan. I don't it is alive so it can't be killed. Melnakos frowns. I didn't know I could hurt this much. Amadou is this what most pain feels like?

[KaineFisher]

Ah thank you comrades for your help. Also hello kinsman it is good to see you. I don't believe that I have introduced myself. I am Melnakos vis Stridan. Also I don't it is alive so it can't be killed. Melnakos frowns. I didn't know I could hurt this much. Amadou is this what most pain feels like?

"No. There's lots of kinds of pain, and there's way worse kinds than what you have. It's about avoiding them."

[Prophet]

Yes avoiding pain sounds like a good idea. I quite dislike it.

[somemildmanneredidiot]

When Reserti gets fixed, he will take his bow out of it's cover, string it and nock an arrow. Then he aims at the microwave with the string at half-draw, "Give me one reason I shouldn't kill that thing..."

Ratodx begins counting off with his fingers. "It's not alive in the first place. Whatever I may or may not have done to it already killed it. It's Arkras property. They might be able to recover usable resources out of it. I might be able to recover usable resources out of it if they don't want it. You might make it explode again somehow. You might miss somehow and hit one of us. There are more satisfying ways to destroy it."

"I mean, I only got one hand's worth of fingers of reasons, but I think you get the point."

Assuming that no one is going to attack or remove the microwave, Ratodx will begin getting a closer look at it to try to figure out how and why it exploded.

[Maegil]

((You're right, sorry for that. I kinda retconned to the others' reactions.))

"Slightly less alive, hmm... Thanks, Khaiden, let me see if the lab already has something for me. I'd like you to compare it with the samples while the memory is still strong."

"Hey, guys, leave the microwave alone, after I file a report the techs will probably want to see why did it blew up so badly...
Argh, and there's that. Paperwork. As they say, 'office' makes up the most part of 'officer'."

Show the others where the cleaning stuff is, and ask them to start cleaning.
"Meanwhile I'll have to do paperwork. You clean up the physical mess, I clean up the mess with the hierarchy: there's the injuries report, the accident report, and the repair requisition form to fill out, what else...
Ah, beware what you wish for, that's a good principle. 'Anything to do', I said. HA!"
Ping the bio lab and ask if they already printed any roaches, and how much longer should they need. Start filling out forms and reports.

[Insanegame27]

Reserti looks offended when Ratodx said he could miss. "Are you doubting my skills as an archer? On my way here, I hit a dwarf who was perched in the treetops whilst flying on the back of a bird. The bastard had a pole-thingy and had hurt my friend" Nonetheless, the bowstring is relaxed to quarter-draw and the arrow pointed at the ground. "How does something that is not-alive throw sharp things at us?"

((Damnit, I feel like a Dionea from SS13 here, not knowing anything. Or would it be a Vox? Dionea aren't really allowed to violent. I kinda feel like a Resomi before the cooteberd cut.))

E: When told to clean, Reserti looks cluelessly at the bottles of cleaner. He holds the mop like a spear. "Am I doing it right?" he asks, jabbing some of the debris with the pole of the mop, the shaggy end of the mop flailing in the air behind him.

[~Neri]

((Vox have the Involate but in practice not many stationvox follow it.))

[Maegil]

"Reserti, there's this one of our most sacred laws: Murphy's law, which say that if it there's the slightest chance of going wrong, sooner or later it will. The microwave blew up much more strongly than it should possibly be capable - but that wasn't impossible after all, since it did happen. Can you be absolutely certain that your bowstring cannot snap and whip the fired arrow's fletching, making it fly at someone's throat? Then don't pull out a weapon unless you absolutely need it - and tantrums do not qualify as need."

((EDIT:)) "Just use wet cloths and sponges for now, I'll show you how to use the rest later."

[Prophet]

Melnakos walks over to where the cleaning supplies are.  Yes friend Amadou I shall help!

Using the knowledge that Amadou has given him Melnakos attempts to begin cleaning up the mess.

Besides myself, Amadou, and Khaiden are there any other magi among us?

[Insanegame27]

Reserti groans, "Yer just like my mother. No, this bow is made in traditional elvish fashion, it will not break unless hit /really hard/. It is grown from the finest saplings around then sung into shape by the elders. Finally, the string is woven from the finest of threads. The arrows follow a similar process. When I shoot the arrow, I can make it do many things with my magic." He continues pushing bits of glass around with the hard end of the mop

[Maegil]

"Can a fly go up your nose and make you sneeze while controlling it? Never underestimate Murphy's law."

[Insanegame27]

Reserti shoots him a look, "What is a fly? Can I shoot it? Is it valuable?"


((I've been playing too much SS13 lately. I went to type Reserti's response and started typing 'say "blahblahblah"' then realised that this is Bay.))