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[Kot]

10) All Forenian engineers are STRICTLY forbidden from breaking the laws of physics.
10A) Making use of Dust Devils, Ice Giants and especially Salt Devils and Salt Giants counts as breaking the laws of physics.

[KiwiOui]

11) 'More Gun' is not always the solution.
11A) Nor is 'More Rocket'.
12) Duct tape is not to be included with tank repair kits.
13) Whatever type of hell-demon a 'Furby' is, it does not count as a yearly design template.
13A) Using them in place of aircraft roundels, despite appearances, would not be an effective terror weapon. Nice try, Engineer [REDACTED].

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

14) Discussion of Recoilless Rifles is forbidden.  I don't know whether to be happily surprised or genuinely worried we lasted into the double digits before this was forced to be added.

[Kot]

14) Discussion of Recoilless Rifles is forbidden.  I don't know whether to be happily surprised or genuinely worried we lasted into the double digits before this was forced to be added.

10) All Forenian engineers are STRICTLY forbidden from breaking the laws of physics.
10A) Making use of Dust Devils, Ice Giants and especially Salt Devils and Salt Giants counts as breaking the laws of physics.

Well, you're not wrong...

[RAM]

15: The definition of the term "munitions" is not to include our own soldiers, no matter how effective. >_<

[KiwiOui]

16) Please stop trying to design 'Elbow Grease'. You're wasting funding.
16A) 'Headlight Fluid' is not a thing. Seriously, we could be using this money for better things.
16B) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, OCCULT RITUALS TO PRODUCE HEADLIGHT FLUID IS NOT OK!
17C) Engineers are banned from all of the following: Satanism, Cults, Cthulu Worship, Alchemy, Witchcraft, Twilight, Ritual Sacrifice, and Machinima.

[RAM]

17: Sources must be sited, records must be kept. "Because it works" does not justify putting a prototype into the field. Results must be reproducible.

((We must get to 17 C lest the paradox consume our minds!))

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

17A. My brain is not a source
17B. Neither is science. Or SCIENCE!. Additional exclamation points will not change this.

[RAM]

18: Fishin' and fission are not synonyms, and it is solely the engineer's responsibility to ensure that the listener knows to which is being referred.

[Aseaheru]

18B: The same goes for "Sea, see, and C", "Bow and Bough", and so on.

19: A poorly drawn image of something does not equal a prototype.

20: All experiments regarding genetic manipulation of organic organisms are prohibited.
20B: Reference to the anthropomorphic creatures resulting is punishable to death*
20B*: This notice is exempt.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

19A. A paper mache construction counts as a model, not a prototype.
19Ai. The next person to submit a paper mache creation as a production model will be shot.

[stabbymcstabstab]

21A. Engineers may no longer use the time machine to try and change the course of the war
21B. Use of the time machine to steal food food from future and/or pass selves
21Bi. This includes using the time machine to retaliate against themselves for steal food from themselves.

[RAM]

22: Prototypes of agents that become dangerous when processed by the human body may not be produced. You had your chance, you proved that you couldn't handle such things with maturity, now you can't have nice things anymore.
22A: All practical jokes are prohibited unless first approved by a political officer.
22B: All implications that the word "improved" occurs in rule 22A are to be met with immediate execution.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

News!  I've handed everything needed over to Funk, so he will be the future GM.  Last I heard, he was getting some stuff working together for the next turn, so things may get off the ground soon.

[RAM]

23: Wizard dragons are not to be trusted.