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Author Topic: So... My Spearmaster just bit a werebison to death. Irony?  (Read 734 times)

Spectre9000

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So... My Spearmaster just bit a werebison to death. Irony?
« on: September 04, 2016, 05:13:16 pm »

I figured I'd share this cause I found it hilarious that my Spearmaster, of all things, bit a werebeast and killed it. I have 5 pages of logs of my squad attacking this werebison, and the Spearmaster repeatedly bites it. I can't stop laughing imagining this raging beast who's known for its bite, being bitten to death by a guy in armor with a spear. Like, he could kill you with his spear; hell, he could probably break your kneck if he wished, but no, he's gonna bite you to death.

"Urist, what are ye doin?"
"Imma show em how to really bite somethin!"
"Oh, by Armok's sake, not again Urist."

The shear look of bewilderment by the werebison as something actually decided to bite it had to be hilarious.

Incidentally, I know if a dwarf gets bitten the disease is transmitted... but what is the dwarf bites the werebeast? Does he get infected?
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Re: So... My Spearmaster just bit a werebison to death. Irony?
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2016, 05:27:22 pm »

No, don't think so. Dwarves aren't like elves, eating their kills. Though bisons ARE killed for their meat.

Though it is not like you aren't about to find out :P

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Re: So... My Spearmaster just bit a werebison to death. Irony?
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2016, 11:21:21 pm »

That, good sir, is the most gloriously awesome thing I've heard all week.

Also, no, having a dwarf bite a werecreature doesn't transmit the disease to the dwarf.
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Re: So... My Spearmaster just bit a werebison to death. Irony?
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2016, 05:32:40 am »

The werebison died right? Good.

Otherwise it may have come turned into a weredwarf and you really don't want those.
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Re: So... My Spearmaster just bit a werebison to death. Irony?
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2016, 11:03:13 am »

Not just a guy biting him, but a short, bearded one who was probably drunk at the time.
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