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[Vester]

Why is he wearing nothing but a pleated shirt and briefs?  It's elven sure, but he's trying to be dwarven.

I thought it would be funnier for him to be in tighty-whities. (Also, those briefs are made out of kitten leather). Besides, I can't imagine a single elf strong enough to wear dwarfy clothes. 

I forgot the ear hooks?! FFFFFFFFUUUUUU-

I'll see if I can add them in 

[Fault]

oh Hey, I was there as well, and I too have an interpretation of the Elf King

[JoshuaFH]

I like the pointy shoes the most.

[Sensei]

He should have scars where he cut his ears short.

THAT would be dorfy.

[JoshuaFH]

He should have scars where he cut his ears short.

THAT would be dorfy.

Except you can't see his ears thanks to the weird mongolian head-shawl thing. What's the proper name for it anyhow?

[smjjames]

He should have scars where he cut his ears short.

THAT would be dorfy.

Except you can't see his ears thanks to the weird mongolian head-shawl thing. What's the proper name for it anyhow?

a head shawl? No idea if it has a proper name.

I thought that was his hair though.

[Vester]

Urist McNoble, bane of all hardworking dwarves.

[Areyar]

nice.
He needs a monocle. All scourges of the working classes have them.

[Vester]

nice.
He needs a monocle. All scourges of the working classes have them.

Thanks! 

I was going to give him one, but then I suddenly remembered: I'm terrible at drawing circles. Lemme try giving him a halfway decent one.

EDIT: Got sidetracked while trying to draw a monocle. Ended up with something else entirely.



You stab the Dragon in the tail with your -steel short sword-!
It is stuck!

[sonerohi]

While that is an awesome picture, how the feckdamn did it come from trying to make a monocle?

[Vester]

I was mucking around with circles, realized I couldn't draw them. So then I tried a top hat.

Then it ended up as a shield and I said "Screw it, let's have a dwarf fighting a dragon."

[Fault]

Except you can't see his ears thanks to the weird mongolian head-shawl thing. What's the proper name for it anyhow?

Umm.. that's his hair. I guess I was too lazy to draw ears.
He also has no right arm.. just a floating hand.
and his legs don't connect to his torso properly.
in short, my image has many flaws.

[umiman]

Oh yeah... his hand is floating...

[Sensei]

His waist doesn't look wrong, to me it looks like he's getting up/sitting down.

But the hand IS floating.

[Vester]

Except you can't see his ears thanks to the weird mongolian head-shawl thing. What's the proper name for it anyhow?

Umm.. that's his hair. I guess I was too lazy to draw ears.
He also has no right arm.. just a floating hand.
and his legs don't connect to his torso properly.
in short, my image has many flaws.

You know, the fact that no one noticed means that they were blinded by its awesome.