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[EagleV]

This is genius. Although it troubles my heart that I will never have the financial means to aqcuire such a masterpiece myself.

[Comrade_Fregge]

If you cant see what it is, its a party consisting of a dwarf, a goblin and an elf, standing in a ruined town. The dwarf is dressed in a dwarven bronze armor and the goblin is holding his characteristic iron mask. THe elf is wearing elven armor.

[Rask]

If you cant see what it is, its a party consisting of a dwarf, a goblin and an elf, standing in a ruined town. The dwarf is dressed in a dwarven bronze armor and the goblin is holding his characteristic iron mask. THe elf is wearing elven armor.

But, but, isn't elven armour made of wood? *looks at picture again* That has got to be terribly uncomfortable. Also, splinters.

[Stormrage]

If you cant see what it is, its a party consisting of a dwarf, a goblin and an elf, standing in a ruined town. The dwarf is dressed in a dwarven bronze armor and the goblin is holding his characteristic iron mask. THe elf is wearing elven armor.

But, but, isn't elven armour made of wood? *looks at picture again* That has got to be terribly uncomfortable. Also, splinters.

There is also rope reed.

Also, couldn't help but notice she had only one arrow.

[Comrade_Fregge]

If you cant see what it is, its a party consisting of a dwarf, a goblin and an elf, standing in a ruined town. The dwarf is dressed in a dwarven bronze armor and the goblin is holding his characteristic iron mask. THe elf is wearing elven armor.

But, but, isn't elven armour made of wood? *looks at picture again* That has got to be terribly uncomfortable. Also, splinters.

There is also rope reed.

Also, couldn't help but notice she had only one arrow.

Of course. Elves, tree-loving and enviromentally aware as they are, dont want to chop down more trees than necessary for their arrows.

[Mephansteras]

Well, considering that adventuring companions don't actually pick up NEW arrows at this point, it's not unlikely to actually get that situation in game.

[Julien Brightside]

Was the town ruined before or after the arrival of the adventurers?

[Comrade_Fregge]

Was the town ruined before or after the arrival of the adventurers?

Im not sure. I WAS going to have the adventurers commit a massive genocide in the town, but I was to lazy to draw all the characters and the chaos in said scenario.
Lets just say our heroes found the result of an epic battle between, lets say a human and a ...kobold civilization.

[Comrade]

Im pretty sure that goblin is a kobold, maybe they rescued him and recruited him.

[breadbocks]

THe elf is wearing elven armor.

That can't be. It is far too revealing. It must be a goblin disguised as an Elf.

[Soadreqm]

Why wouldn't elves wear revealing clothing? Almost nudity is just natural, you know?

And goblins wear revealing clothing because evil is sexy.

And dwarves wear revealing clothing because their clothing industry is in shambles and they only have tattered rags.

And kobolds wear revealing clothing because their culture has not yet discovered pants.

[Comrade]

Why wouldn't elves wear revealing clothing? Almost nudity is just natural, you know?

And goblins wear revealing clothing because evil is sexy.

And dwarves wear revealing clothing because their clothing industry is in shambles and they only have tattered rags.

And kobolds wear revealing clothing because their culture has not yet discovered pants.

This basically sums it all up.

[breadbocks]

Why wouldn't elves wear revealing clothing? Almost nudity is just natural, you know?

And goblins wear revealing clothing because evil is sexy.

And dwarves wear revealing clothing because their clothing industry is in shambles and they only have tattered rags.

And kobolds wear revealing clothing because their culture has not yet discovered pants.

You just won a cookie.

[Karnewarrior]

Why wouldn't elves wear revealing clothing? Almost nudity is just natural, you know?

And goblins wear revealing clothing because evil is sexy.

And dwarves wear revealing clothing because their clothing industry is in shambles and they only have tattered rags.

And kobolds wear revealing clothing because their culture has not yet discovered pants.

this is best post.

[Comrade]

Toady should just take that post and make it a topic and announce it through the forms.