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[nbonaparte]

Perhaps the dwarves invaded the elves and cut off all their lower bodies to make them shorter than dwarves.

[Julien Brightside]

You in violation of the MEGADORF™ trademark/patent/copyright/thing.

That was pretty much my goal when I made the MEGADORF™, just need movable buildings to make it reality.

Sorry man, I had no idea you had made such a thing. I based the whole thing on an idea in my head and a giant dwarf in another game.

[Bomepie]

I think a giant dwarf mech is an idea that occurs to many people, and I'm fairly certain that I was not the first to build one. I just thought it was funny to see the art at the same time I finished mine.

[Raging Mouse]

Wouldn't a giant dwarf mech be normal sized???

[Comrade]

Blasphemy!

[BodyGripper]

EDIT:  In case you're confused, there's nothing sexual happening here.

[Meanmelter]

*Moving sound*, the new Cocaine for Bay12'ers. It's cocaine without a bong(Or whatever you smoke cocaine with, if you even smoke it)!

[Rose]

you snort cocaine.

[Jordrake]

Wouldn't a giant dwarf mech be normal sized???

Dwarves are slightly shorter than humans. Proportionally speaking, the heigh difference between the human concept of giant and the dwarven concept of giant would be a matter of meters.

[Comrade_Fregge]

Wait... did he... did he just... What?
Here I thought I was a gravely disturbed individual.

[BodyGripper]

When I posted that, I realized that it could be mistaken for something disturbing... but I'm pretty sure it's not.
It's supposed to be the Captain of the Guard beating the shit out of the Militia Commander.  (In my experience, when the Captain of the Guard beats someone, they don't fight back at all.)

[Akigagak]

It looks like the guardsman just went and punched out a black guy.

:/

[Askot Bokbondeler]

blame the rng, i'm sure body gripper was just being faithful to the descriptions

[Comrade_Fregge]

When I posted that, I realized that it could be mistaken for something disturbing... but I'm pretty sure it's not.
It's supposed to be the Captain of the Guard beating the shit out of the Militia Commander.  (In my experience, when the Captain of the Guard beats someone, they don't fight back at all.)

Ah, I get it now. Its funny because a small guy is picking on a big guy, without the big guy doing anything about it!

[Comrade]

So how long did the caption of the guard spend time in prison for beating someone? Was it a tantrum spiral or was he berserk?