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[Karnewarrior]

  I suck! Yessssss!

[Kobold Troubadour]

Oh also what's up with the lazer beams shooting into the sky on the background?

Gravity at work.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

It looks like a crying legless puppy head. Obviously because it has no body.

Oh also what's up with the lazer beams shooting into the sky on the background?

The lasers blew up its home.

and it's body!

[Robocorn]

Infact I really just plain hate *cute* kobolds.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

awww... cute

[Deon]

I suck! Yessssss!

You don't suck, it's a cool pic of a puppy head with lazer beams. It just doesn't look like a kobold, but the pic is nice .

[DjZielony]

Heh, I've done some drawing too.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you can't see it:
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/zq5X4KcH9I17cFSao2ydiA?feat=directlink

Dwarf - elf relationships

As our little elvish caravan arrives we are greeted by a little creature - a dwarf. His pickaxe is covered in blood, he is only wearing one sock, one glove and an apron thats all. He is covered in spatter of blood and vomit. The retractable bridge over magma river is made from wood. How it doesn't burn? We wonder. Dwarf engineering?

Huge trade depot's hall is sunken in darkness and drops of lava in the ceiling don't mean anything good. The floor is covered with ash and what? Do we see donkey corpse? WAIT IS THAT BURNED ELVEN CARAVAN?

-Greetings tree hugging hi--- eerm elves, let's trade, when you enter we will retract the bridge, so we'll be safe from invaders. Don't worry everything is alright with the ceiling, are you interested in our booze or rock crafts? oh come here faster or magma will cool o--- or that goblin ambush attacks us.

[Karnewarrior]

I suck! Yessssss!

You don't suck, it's a cool pic of a puppy head with lazer beams. It just doesn't look like a kobold, but the pic is nice .

I don't suck? This makes me sad.

[Indricotherium]

I prefer to think of Karnewarrior's piccy as a Forgotten Beast.

Sad Puppy was a Forgotten Beast. It was the only one of its kind. A disembodied floating puppy head. It has a stubby tail and a tear glistening in one eye. Beware its control of the orbiting laser platforms! Sad Puppy was associated with Kobolds and Karnewarriors.

In a time before time Sad Puppy began wandering the depths of the world.

[Karnewarrior]

In 123, Sad Puppy devoured a cow of the Forgotten Realms.
in 123, Sad Puppy became an enemy of Nerds Everywhere.
in 124, Sad puppy was struck down by Drizzt Do'Urden the Fluffy-Wambleing of Kindness the Dark Elf.

1 other kills
1 cow in the Mithral of Halls

Related Figures
enemy of Nerds Everywhere, a Human Civilization
enemy of the Forgotten Realms, a dwarven civilization
Drizzt Do'Urden the Fluffy-Wambleing of Kindness, Dark elf

I have no idea whay I did that...

[Djohaal]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Some fooling around in VUE... 

[Urist Imiknorris]

Huge image is awesome. And huge.

[Robocorn]

Made a sequel to the silly goblin rescue thing from before.

Spoiler: super pretty goblin child rescue squad 2: the magmaficationing (click to show/hide)

on a side note.
how are Amxu and Båx pronounced? I'm having trouble even making attempts at saying them them.

[Julien Brightside]

This seems like one of those James Bond setups.
I mean, the dwarf even got an eyepatch.

[ein]

Båx would be like bow with an x at the end.
Bowx.
Amxu is probably exactly as written, with a softer x sound, like in excel.
Ahmksu.