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[Soadreqm]

you guys noticed our sad friend edited his post with better english? also, he now has a spammy signature, like a true spambot

I checked out the service my trusted friend was promoting, and guess what? Their modus operandi seems to be placing ads in forum posts, signatures, blog comments and the like, to boost your rating in search engines. Starting at $399 a month, you too can get people saying how "this forum is a must for people like [them]" and linking you in their signatures. That's right, it is advertising the very website that sent the spambots. I am accepting this as proof that bernacj21 has achieved sentience and is trying to alert us to poor treatment he is subjected to at his workplace.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

yeah, it's about time the bots unionize. spambots, fight for your rights!

[Deon]

Don't derail the thread again please. It's quite hard to report 4 people at once, there's a time limit you have to wait before reporting.

[Soadreqm]

You worry too much. The thread always rerails after a while, when someone posts something cool and everyone starts talking about that instead. Speaking of which,

Spoiler: Super Pretty Goblin Child Rescue Squad (click to show/hide)

This is awesome!

I love how when you talk to a babysnatcher in adventure mode, and ask about their profession, they say that their job is "rescuing lost children".

[Fault]

checking back, the bot post doesn't even seem to be there anymore...

let's just forget about it, I guess.

[Rumrusher]

now yes I modded in a race of breeding bronze colossus to play around in, but that just what I did nothing else.
this fort had some strange things happen to it like a friendly fisherwoman coming to town. seeing a assassination of a demon turtle by a band of goblin thugs and said fisherwoman fish out our turtle supply after wiping out a band of raiding goblins.

but this... this takes the cake, when a goblin child whom raws never hold a tag like that ever burns the cap the outpost liaison was using to beat it to death.

then the goblins ambush us... oh man I think I had a high dose of modded super fun that day. mostly due to signing up 3 men to guard the fort. I also think they had web spinning abilities too.

[Deon]

This sounds just like my mod hehe. Funny stuff.

[Kobold Troubadour]

Wait, wait, wait.......superpowered mutant goblins? What's next, eye beams? super healing factor? teleporting baby snatchers?

[Siquo]

Elves stealing your magma?

I mean, take the babies, they're of no use anyway, but DON'T TOUCH MY MAGMA!

[Soadreqm]

No, you got it all mixed up. Elves are the environmental activists. Kobolds are the sneaky ones who steal everything that isn't nailed down and put a curse on the ore to stop you from smelting it.

[Rumrusher]

This sounds just like my mod hehe. Funny stuff.

I was using darius slavery enhancer which lead to this screw up.
so the lesson is don't try to enslave goblins with out the ability to tame them first.
or you get super gobbos hellbent on melting everything.

[Karnewarrior]

Spoiler: Sad kobold (click to show/hide)

[Kelbin]

Uh... Not only does that not match kobolds in the raw files, there's little to signify it's humanoid. To me it just looks like a spotted dog thing...

Infact I really just plain hate *cute* kobolds.

[Deon]

It looks like a crying legless puppy head. Obviously because it has no body.

Oh also what's up with the lazer beams shooting into the sky on the background?

[Djohaal]

It looks like a crying legless puppy head. Obviously because it has no body.

Oh also what's up with the lazer beams shooting into the sky on the background?

The lasers blew up its home.