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[Sensei]

This one probably won.

[KillerClowns]

The probability of winning this contest is equivalent to the probability of winning Dwarf Fortress.

[Armok]

It looks like it belongs in a paint adventure or something.

This derail isn't nearly as glorious as the Gurren Lagann crossover we had earlier, but I would still hate to leave it half finished.

Spoiler: frivolous nonsense (click to show/hide)

You are a robot. You are sitting in THE ELECTRIC UNICORN INTERNET CAFE. You have:
LAPTOP
COFFEE
SADNESS
Obvious exits are
OUTSIDE
What do you do?

>drop sadness

You can't drop the sadness. This makes you even more sad.

>drink coffee

You are a robot, and unable to partake of human food. Anyway, the coffee has been sitting there for hours, it's cold by now. This reminder of your limitations makes you sad.

>be human

How, exactly, would you like to go about doing that?

>inventory

You have:
LAPTOP
COFFEE
SADNESS x3

>use laptop to be human

You register an account to a forum you have been reading for some time, and post a reply into a long thread you have analyzed. Alas, your tenuous grasp of human grammar instantly exposes you as a robot to the handsome and intelligent forum members! Humanity - that which you most admire and covet - slips through your pincers once again. This reminder of your limitations makes you sad.

>go outside

You are too overwhelmed with sadness to move!
(Sadness carrying capacity 4/3)

>quit

Thank you for playing! Final score: 0/1000

D:

[Sinistar]

Why Soadreqm. Why.

This should belong to "the sad" thread.

;_;

[neosorcerer]

I love that.

[Fault]

I should totally use that tiny blurry image as my next avatar

[Acanthus117]

Do itt

[Soadreqm]

This should belong to "the sad" thread.

;_;

I don't want to depress those poor sadthreaders further. And it'd spam up my new replies page.

I should totally use that tiny blurry image as my next avatar

Do itt

[HAMMERMILL]

It was obviously not a bot.

My theory is that it was a drunk European DF player that doesn't speak english. Yes. Thats what it was.

[Duuvian]

My theory is it's a a drunk European DF playing SAD ROBOT IN A CAFE that doesn't speak english.

Please... I need this to be true

[Djohaal]

Are we still talking about sadbot? I want more fan art! 

[Karnewarrior]

Are we still talking about sadbot? I want more fan art of sadbot!

fixed

[Askot Bokbondeler]

technically, it's fanart of a df forum bot, it's still df related, therefore, df fanart

[Deon]

No it's not. Draw df. Don't make me postpone my exams and draw that for you.

[Kelbin]

Are we still talking about sadbot? I want more fan art of robot!

fixed

Alright.

Made in approximately 15 minutes.

Hahaha I suck "insert ludicrous amount of ellipses here"