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[Soadreqm]

DF FAN ART

TOTALLY DF RELATED



A sad robot, pretending to be human.

[Acanthus117]

Hey, he has boxbot for a head!

TERRIBLE

[Bloogonis]

that clearly isn't Boxbot, note the angled sides. and if it was rectangular it would probably be Robox who's a really cool guy.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

that clearly isn't Boxbot, note the angled sides. and if it was rectangular it would probably be Robox who's a really cool guy.

it isn't boxbot, i can tell from the angled sides and from seeing quite a few boxbots in my time

[Urist Imiknorris]

That's Roboxbot.

[Kelbin]

It's a robot shaped cat made out of fried elf ears.

[Acanthus117]

It's clearly Acanthus117 IRL.

[Ultimuh]

It looks like it belongs in a paint adventure or something.

[Hyperturtle]

I have a shop lamp that looks light his head.  maybe he is filled with bright ideas?  That could be why he is angsty and using a mac.  He's just missing the turtle neck sweater.

[Soadreqm]

It looks like it belongs in a paint adventure or something.

This derail isn't nearly as glorious as the Gurren Lagann crossover we had earlier, but I would still hate to leave it half finished.

Spoiler: frivolous nonsense (click to show/hide)

You are a robot. You are sitting in THE ELECTRIC UNICORN INTERNET CAFE. You have:
LAPTOP
COFFEE
SADNESS
Obvious exits are
OUTSIDE
What do you do?

>drop sadness

You can't drop the sadness. This makes you even more sad.

>drink coffee

You are a robot, and unable to partake of human food. Anyway, the coffee has been sitting there for hours, it's cold by now. This reminder of your limitations makes you sad.

>be human

How, exactly, would you like to go about doing that?

>inventory

You have:
LAPTOP
COFFEE
SADNESS x3

>use laptop to be human

You register an account to a forum you have been reading for some time, and post a reply into a long thread you have analyzed. Alas, your tenuous grasp of human grammar instantly exposes you as a robot to the handsome and intelligent forum members! Humanity - that which you most admire and covet - slips through your pincers once again. This reminder of your limitations makes you sad.

>go outside

You are too overwhelmed with sadness to move!
(Sadness carrying capacity 4/3)

>quit

Thank you for playing! Final score: 0/1000

[Cruxador]

It looks like it belongs in a paint adventure or something.

This derail isn't nearly as glorious as the Gurren Lagann crossover we had earlier, but I would still hate to leave it half finished.

Spoiler: frivolous nonsense (click to show/hide)

You are a robot. You are sitting in THE ELECTRIC UNICORN INTERNET CAFE. You have:
LAPTOP
COFFEE
SADNESS
Obvious exits are
OUTSIDE
What do you do?

>drop sadness

You can't drop the sadness. This makes you even more sad.

>drink coffee

You are a robot, and unable to partake of human food. Anyway, the coffee has been sitting there for hours, it's cold by now. This reminder of your limitations makes you sad.

>be human

How, exactly, would you like to go about doing that?

>inventory

You have:
LAPTOP
COFFEE
SADNESS x3

>use laptop to be human

You register an account to a forum you have been reading for some time, and post a reply into a long thread you have analyzed. Alas, your tenuous grasp of human grammar instantly exposes you as a robot to the handsome and intelligent forum members! Humanity - that which you most admire and covet - slips through your pincers once again. This reminder of your limitations makes you sad.

>go outside

You are too overwhelmed with sadness to move!
(Sadness carrying capacity 4/3)

>quit

Thank you for playing! Final score: 0/1000

;_;

[Dante]

I would play THE HELL out of that text adventure.

[Stormrage]

It looks like it belongs in a paint adventure or something.

This derail isn't nearly as glorious as the Gurren Lagann crossover we had earlier, but I would still hate to leave it half finished.

Spoiler: frivolous nonsense (click to show/hide)

You are a robot. You are sitting in THE ELECTRIC UNICORN INTERNET CAFE. You have:
LAPTOP
COFFEE
SADNESS
Obvious exits are
OUTSIDE
What do you do?

>drop sadness

You can't drop the sadness. This makes you even more sad.

>drink coffee

You are a robot, and unable to partake of human food. Anyway, the coffee has been sitting there for hours, it's cold by now. This reminder of your limitations makes you sad.

>be human

How, exactly, would you like to go about doing that?

>inventory

You have:
LAPTOP
COFFEE
SADNESS x3

>use laptop to be human

You register an account to a forum you have been reading for some time, and post a reply into a long thread you have analyzed. Alas, your tenuous grasp of human grammar instantly exposes you as a robot to the handsome and intelligent forum members! Humanity - that which you most admire and covet - slips through your pincers once again. This reminder of your limitations makes you sad.

>go outside

You are too overwhelmed with sadness to move!
(Sadness carrying capacity 4/3)

>quit

Thank you for playing! Final score: 0/1000

[Duuvian]

Who won from the contest? This needs to be settled.

[Aklyon]

Who won from the contest? This needs to be settled.

Don't interrupt the contest! That guy over there in the northwest corner of the 12th floor in that building over there hasn't finished his thing yet.