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[DennyTom]

Why are you discussing this, WHY?

[Acanthus117]

I meant the camel lady.

FFFUUUUU

[Deon]

No need to tell me "fuck you" just because you do not agree with me.
Also I have a friend of mine, she has an athletic build and her "friends" are almost as big as those four (I mean two for one). And she's a nice girl, not a monster. Yeah she shoots for money, but still she's a nice person.

Why are you discussing this, WHY?

Because we find it funny no matter how immature does it look. Like kids in early school discussin' their teacher's underwear. Stupid but makes youngsters giggle. DRAW MOAR TO STOP THIS.

[Duke 2.0]

 I believe the issue was more with four-breasts, which raises an interesting question about your friends that I would like pictures of.

[Acanthus117]

Most of this is in jest, friend Deon.

[Deon]

I believe the issue was more with four-breasts, which raises an interesting question about your friends that I would like pictures of.

As I said, "her "friends" are almost as big as those four", and by this I meant breasts, they are surgically enchanced which I do not approve but it's none of my business. About pics, I may find some in her profile on vkontakte.ru (it's like a russian facebook) but I have to ask her before i show them, it's just impolite otherwise.

Also yeah, it's not a big deal. Let's better discuss sting-penises Fault likes to discuss :3.

P.S. I have a better idea. LET'S DRAW SOMETHING.

[Julius Clonkus]

See my avatar? What have you done?!

I really liked these pictures which were buried under piles of...you know. So I hope we'll see more of that soon.

[darkflagrance]

See my avatar? What have you done?!

I really liked these pictures which were buried under piles of...you know. So I hope we'll see more of that soon.

Given the bugginess of the present version, surely its absurdities could furnish all manner of inspiration for the typically awkward and somewhat nonsensical
(but nonetheless utterly hilarious) comics that are usually made about Dwarf Fortress.

[Deon]

They were not buried, they were noted and praised. They are really good .

[Armok]

I will not join this discusion as I don't want to be muted again, but know that I approve of it.

[Soadreqm]

A giant desert crab, as promised.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quartz crabs (also called rock crabs and glass crabs) have large, heavy shells made of sand and a silica-based resin they secrete. Their systems can withstand very drastic temperature variations, and they can simply shrug off the desert sun. They have no natural predators, owing to their sturdy shells and their meat being nearly inedible due abnormally high salt content in their bodies. They are also highly resistant to heavy metals, and their bodies sometimes contain high amounts of arsenic from contaminated artesian aquifers.

They can be domesticated, and although slow, can carry heavy loads without tiring. They are also very low-maintenance; quartz crabs are omnivorous and can subsist on very little food and virtually no water.

I am also considering a secondary energy source of symbiotic thermophilic bacteria, although that might just maybe push things from implausible to completely absurd.

[Fault]

Looking at her head proportions she's obviously a girl still.

oh and yours is any older?

but look how small she is compared to the male sand raider!

Anyway, I would love you to draw crazy mandrills .

cool, thanks broski

A giant desert crab, as promised.

wicked pseudoscience you got there

[Rumrusher]

Looking at her head proportions she's obviously a girl still.

oh and yours is any older?

but look how small she is compared to the male sand raider!

don't human anatomy differs to person to person or are sand people's females known to have smaller head to body ratio than their males giving the appearance of height and age?

[mendonca]

don't human anatomy differs to person to person or are sand people's females known to have smaller head to body ratio than their males giving the appearance of height and age?

You'll have to ask Mephansteras for the official answer, but in my alternate dimension, where the Sand People girl's have small (no?) breasts and low, big hips, it's just a cultural thing.

Sexual selection has made them that way, as the king of the Sand People decreed along time ago that low, big hips are where it's at.

(? bear with me here I'm making it up as I go along).

Also the sexual dimorphism in the males probably points to something or other that means the big guys live long enough to procreate. Maybe the ones that haven't fought are shunned by the females - small guys die in battle, therefore 'big' genes tend to make it to the next generation.

wicked pseudoscience you got there

I agree. And I totally think Soadreqm should run with the symbiotic thermophilic bacteria, that's a great idea. Absurdity be damned!

[Mephansteras]

Hmm, well, while the Sand Raider females aren't specifically smaller they are weaker but more agile.

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[PHYS_ATT_RANGE:AGILITY:450:950:1150:1250:1350:1550:2250]               +
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    [MENT_ATT_RANGE:INTUITION:150:600:800:900:1000:1100:1500]               -
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    [MENT_ATT_RANGE:KINESTHETIC_SENSE:700:1200:1400:1500:1600:1800:2500]    ++
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[CASTE:MALE]
[MALE]
[CASTE_SPEECH:human_male.txt]
    [PHYS_ATT_RANGE:STRENGTH:450:950:1150:1250:1350:1550:2250]              -
    [PHYS_ATT_RANGE:TOUGHNESS:450:950:1150:1250:1350:1550:2250]             -
[PHYS_ATT_RANGE:AGILITY:150:600:800:900:1000:1100:1500]                 -
    [PHYS_ATT_RANGE:RECUPERATION:450:950:1150:1250:1350:1550:2250]          +
    [PHYS_ATT_RANGE:DISEASE_RESISTANCE:150:600:800:900:1000:1100:1500]      -
    [MENT_ATT_RANGE:INTUITION:150:600:800:900:1000:1100:1500]               -
    [MENT_ATT_RANGE:PATIENCE:150:600:800:900:1000:1100:1500]                -
    [MENT_ATT_RANGE:MEMORY:450:950:1150:1250:1350:1550:2250]                +
    [MENT_ATT_RANGE:LINGUISTIC_ABILITY:450:950:1150:1250:1350:1550:2250]    +
    [MENT_ATT_RANGE:SPATIAL_SENSE:450:950:1150:1250:1350:1550:2250]         +
    [MENT_ATT_RANGE:MUSICALITY:100:400:750:800:900:1000:1200]               --
    [MENT_ATT_RANGE:EMPATHY:100:400:750:800:900:1000:1200]                  --
    [MENT_ATT_RANGE:SOCIAL_AWARENESS:450:950:1150:1250:1350:1550:2250]      -
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[APP_MOD_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
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The only real change I'd have for them from your picture is the skin tone. They have black or grayish skin, not brownish. They're hair is also blue or black, so the black hair is fine.