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[Hanzoku]

((To expand, only proteans, elementals, oozes and incorperal and swarm enemies are immune to sneak attacks, with some exceptions and workarounds. They also tend to be immune to crits, but it really patches a gaping weakness 3.5 rogues had in higher play, when the masses of undead, constructs and other targets were all immune))

[highmax28]

((Why am I so tempted to cast Enlarge on the Plague Ogre? Why?))

((Wouldn't work. Makes them size large. It'd be a huge explosion of plague if it was bigger though))

[Hanzoku]

((Actually, it moves the target humanoid up one size category. Ogres are humanoids, and are valid targets. You know what is more fun? Giants are valid targets and start at Huge. Undead, thankfully, are not.))

[TD1]

((*Kal's fingers start twitching* Just...one...little...spell....

Unfortunately, I'd probably have to rethink his alignment afterwards.))

[Hanzoku]

((Kal suffers from CBS? (Chronic Backstabbing Syndrome) Luckily, they have an inhaler for that. ))

[apiks]

((I recommend we take his inhaler and make him infiltrate the enemy.))

[TD1]

((Unfortunately, that would only cause me to go along with it whilst letting my new-found friends in on your plans so that you could be backstabbed whilst attempting to arrange a backstabbing.))

[Hanzoku]

((But we'd know your CBS would cause you to do that, and we'd arrange contingiencies, which youneould raise contingiences for...

Who has the highest INT score in the party? They'd be the one to come out on top of the backstab roulette.))

[TD1]

((Well, I no longer have the figures, but I recall mine being fairly high ))

[Hanzoku]

((Really? Because Sorcerers get their powers by being the best pretty boys around. ))

[TD1]

((Hey, the two are hardly mutually exclusive! Just look at Britney Sp..... ehhhhh, Tom Crui......errrrrhhhh Jon Sno....

Dangit, fine, I concede.))

[apiks]

((Joke's on you, Etoile's one of the prettiest with a 20 charisma. 

Edit: Wait, this means that he's a really fucking hot guy that's really shy and forgettable. How have I not utilized this.))

[Hanzoku]

((I had plans for this, but I'm pretty sure he'd die of embarassment midway. Still...))

[Sirus]

((Oh snap folks, get ready for Simon 2.0!))

[TD1]

((Ohhhh, please stick a hot elf temptress onto him.

Please don't make it Zeratuu.))