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Dunamisdeos

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Order a live fish today!!! (From Amazon)
« on: August 31, 2016, 08:33:35 pm »
You can order a live goddam fish on Amazon.com.

They will then proceed to ship it via regular ground, such as FedEx, USPS, or a smaller company like Lasership/OnTrac. The package will not be marked and will be delivered as if it was any old thing inside.

This is absurd to me and I thought everyone should know that this is the world we live in.

Link to live fish -> http://amzn.to/2bDcdVi
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2016, 08:38:23 pm »
I can also order an oil drum full of sexual lubricant so
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2016, 08:41:13 pm »
Lol why not I suppose
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2016, 08:41:35 pm »
They should really be calling them fresh corpses.
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2016, 08:52:04 pm »
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on August 31, 2016, 08:38:23 pm
I can also order an oil drum full of sexual lubricant so
Oil drum full of sexual lubricant... and live fish.
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2016, 08:53:26 pm »
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2016, 08:55:03 pm »
Quote from: Kot on August 31, 2016, 08:52:04 pm
Oil drum full of sexual lubricant... and live fish.

Full of eels. Just slithering around in a mass. We all know how that hentai goes.
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2016, 09:05:01 pm »
Definitely not recommended for actual practice though. Handful of folks end up in the hospital after trying it every year, iirc. Turns out when you jam an eel somewhere unusual there's a non-zero chance of mauling.

Mind you, I can't think of many fish that would work out much better. Fins can be pretty prickly.
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2016, 09:50:26 pm »
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on August 31, 2016, 08:38:23 pm
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Read the product reviews. :D Also read the Haribo sugarfree gummybear product reviews.
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2016, 10:02:32 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on August 31, 2016, 08:33:35 pm
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I see you have paid extra for gentler handling. That is wise, lest the fish become a very angular soccer ball.
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2016, 10:12:16 pm »
Quote from: Whisperling on August 31, 2016, 08:41:35 pm
They should really be calling them fresh corpses.
"Fresh"? I think you're being a bit overly optimistic, there...
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2016, 10:32:00 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on August 31, 2016, 10:12:16 pm
Quote from: Whisperling on August 31, 2016, 08:41:35 pm
They should really be calling them fresh corpses.
"Fresh"? I think you're being a bit overly optimistic, there...

Oh, of course. But nobody expects them to stoop as low as "rotten flesh."
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2016, 11:18:21 pm »
Quote from: Owlga on August 31, 2016, 08:55:03 pm
Quote from: Kot on August 31, 2016, 08:52:04 pm
Oil drum full of sexual lubricant... and live fish.

Full of eels. Just slithering around in a mass. We all know how that hentai goes.
No, no...it's "my hovercraft is full of eels", not "my oil drum of sexual lubricant is full of eels". Where the hell did you get that Hungarian phrasebook anyways?
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2016, 02:06:23 am »
The phrasebook's fine, RK. It's just that "hovercraft" and "oil drum of sexual lubricant" is the same word in hungarian. It causes the occasional confusion.
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Re: Order a live fish today!!!
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2016, 04:04:20 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on August 31, 2016, 08:33:35 pm
You can order a live goddam fish on Amazon.com.
But why
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