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Author Topic: Wizard Tower: oh dear  (Read 6266 times)

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Re: Wizard Tower
« Reply #45 on: August 30, 2016, 12:21:02 am »

D In time he can take over mundane watering of plants!

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Re: Wizard Tower
« Reply #46 on: August 30, 2016, 02:50:14 am »

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Re: Wizard Tower
« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2016, 05:25:33 am »

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« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2016, 05:30:56 am »

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Re: Wizard Tower
« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2016, 11:21:59 am »

STOP  TYING  THE  VOTE
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Re: Wizard Tower >:( >:(
« Reply #50 on: August 30, 2016, 11:26:43 am »

Flip a coin
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Re: Wizard Tower >:( >:(
« Reply #51 on: August 30, 2016, 11:34:59 am »

Flip a coin
taking on an apprentice is a really big decision, though

i can't just flip a coin for that
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Re: Wizard Tower >:( >:( >:( [somebody please break the tie]
« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2016, 01:01:04 pm »

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Re: Wizard Tower >:( >:( >:( [somebody please break the tie]
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2016, 01:04:03 pm »

the vote is now locked, in case anyone feels like being a smart aleck and picking "B" just to spite me
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Re: Wizard Tower: thanks
« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2016, 01:20:07 pm »

You tell the farmer that you'd like the food and the apprentice. He frowns. "If we're giving you food for free, our profits will suffer; if we want to stay afloat, we'll need our son around to help out." He pauses. "Unless he'll be able to help us from your tower—by conjuring rain?"

You shake your head; his face falls. "The kind of magic you need takes a fairly long time to learn, unfortunately. I expect it would take a year to teach him rain-conjuring, if not more."

He shrugs. "Then you'll have to pick one or the other."

Well, you don't really need either one. Food is hardly a colossal expense, even if you have no steady source of income, and you're really not ready to take on an apprentice.

...Though the costs of living do add up over time, and you haven't made any money, yet. Weather-magic is rather profitable, so you really shouldn't have any trouble earning some, but... you've already spent a rather large chunk of your savings.

A: "That is unacceptable. If I do not get both, I will not cast the spell.
B: "I'll take the food, then."
C: "I'll take the apprentice, then."
D: "I am afraid I cannot cast your spell, then."
E: "Do you have anything else to offer?"
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Re: Wizard Tower
« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2016, 01:34:50 pm »

C.
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Re: Wizard Tower
« Reply #56 on: August 30, 2016, 02:15:21 pm »

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Re: Wizard Tower
« Reply #57 on: August 30, 2016, 02:31:34 pm »

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Re: Wizard Tower
« Reply #58 on: August 30, 2016, 02:49:27 pm »

D, down with yaoi apprentice danger!
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Re: Wizard Tower
« Reply #59 on: August 30, 2016, 02:58:14 pm »

B We can get an apprentice later.
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