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Author Topic: ROLL TO WESTERN  (Read 3422 times)

Coolrune206

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2016, 08:49:37 am »

This one's easy.

Restart bar fight.
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2016, 09:32:22 am »

Reload my ol' Bearkiller!
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Poohbah

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2016, 09:33:19 am »

run away! Also reload my revolver
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ziizo

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2016, 09:49:36 am »

Shoot the murderer, how dare him to stop this bar fight
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Sosoku234

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2016, 12:52:18 pm »

Shatter my glass of somephin' and use one o' them shards ta stab that there pianist.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2016, 12:52:39 pm »

Be the deputy.
Arrest the guy with the shotgun!
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NRDL

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2016, 02:18:19 pm »

Flee with Dora, find a horse.
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Egan_BW

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2016, 02:30:07 pm »

Vomit. Cry. Swear revenge on my highway-bandit honor! (not very prestigious, but work with what you got!)
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LordBrassroast

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2016, 10:22:56 am »

Be the Sheriff. Stand up and remove troublemakers. Don't shoot unless they shoot first.
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S34N1C

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2016, 10:24:48 pm »

ignore that there bar brawl and demand another shota whiskey.

"bartender! Gimme sommora that whiskey."
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Andres

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2016, 11:58:53 pm »

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"
« Last Edit: September 10, 2016, 03:31:57 am by Andres »
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2016, 01:04:26 am »

Be bartender, start serving bottles of the goodstuff which takes the sight right outta their eyes.
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EnigmaticHat

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2016, 07:15:29 am »

Be man in black hat
Twirl mustache and attempt to lure someone into a rigged dice game
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2016, 10:05:34 am »

Be a doctor.  Medicine the piano player.
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KiwiOui

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Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2016, 03:04:02 pm »

Be the Co-Bartender. Show up from the back room with sawn off shotgun. Be very, very, veeery angry.
« Last Edit: September 10, 2016, 05:53:55 pm by KiwiOui »
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Didn't we get the pilot? Can't we scan his brain?
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