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Author Topic: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!  (Read 9842 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #90 on: September 03, 2016, 03:09:10 pm »

The gathered elders do a group 'woohoo!' of joy as you agree to fund the colonization effort.

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The Tzatzikian ambassador have arrived. The insectoid creature clicks and clacks, and the universal translator speaks for him:

"You are in possession of planet Tza-4. We have given it to your predecessor in hopes of seeing it developed but all you humans do is mine its resources and destroy its ecosystem, with naught but smallest population there."

A) "This is not your planet anymore, alien, so you have naught to say about how it's worked on."
B) "You can thank my predecessor for that. I will ask the colonists to be more mindful of the planet's ecosystem, however."
C) "And that's terrible! I will order the planet's governor to develop the planet into a relaxation resort instead."
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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #91 on: September 03, 2016, 03:10:14 pm »

B. A and C are pointlessly inflammatory.
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« Reply #92 on: September 03, 2016, 03:13:41 pm »

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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #93 on: September 03, 2016, 03:22:54 pm »

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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #94 on: September 03, 2016, 03:45:56 pm »

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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #95 on: September 03, 2016, 05:19:41 pm »

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I am loving this, by the way.
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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #96 on: September 03, 2016, 05:42:08 pm »

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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #97 on: September 03, 2016, 11:35:55 pm »

Blame the predecessor! B
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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #98 on: September 03, 2016, 11:48:34 pm »

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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #99 on: September 04, 2016, 12:57:50 am »

Blame the predecessor! B
I sorely wish we could add that he was a tyrant that we overthrew for bonus points :I

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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #100 on: September 04, 2016, 02:25:41 am »

You explain, via translator, that the planet was given to your predecessor and you didn't make development plans for it. You do promise to ask its governor to be more mindful of the planet's biology.

The insectoid creature clicks and clacks something that the translator does not pick up, then it thanks for your enlighted decision, and leaves.

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While you're making some coffee with help of the matter replicator, Sirtana appears on your desk.

"Your Empress, you have one message from the Bandanas Family. As you know, it was once a branch of the previous dynasty until they lost a power struggle and have been disgraced, living outside of political arena for the last ninety years."

"They offer to send their talented son Asus as your spouse. The Head of Imperial Household, having been informed beforehand, also believes that this could be a good choice, since after losing their grip on politics, Bandanas have produced many influential artists, pop-culture idols and renowned scientists."

A) Finally a proper match for an Empress. Accept!
B) I'm not going to pick up discarded scrap. Reject!
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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #101 on: September 04, 2016, 03:41:20 am »

Y'know what, fuck it, A.
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Re: SPAMEMPIRE: Gloranthia of Aimsightai!
« Reply #102 on: September 04, 2016, 03:52:07 am »

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Worst case scenario, if he ends up being the dangerous kind of artist, we can get him assassinated or something.
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« Reply #103 on: September 04, 2016, 05:46:38 am »

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« Reply #104 on: September 04, 2016, 09:14:43 am »

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